Buzz·Posted on Oct 24, 201221 Terrible Knock-Off Action FiguresThey might not be officially licensed toys, but they're probably a lot cheaper!by Hunter SchwarzBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Specialman! forkparty.com Sure looks special. 2. Spader-Man! forkparty.com He was bitten by a radioactive spader. 3. Superheroic Man! bootlegactionfigures.com Cool horse, bro. 4. Super-Hero! loyalkng.com Batman vs. Spider-Man!?! 5. Planet Girl! loyalkng.com But which planet? 6. Mavel Team Up! bootlegactionfigures.com Two things. 1) You meant "Marvel," right? and 2) Batman and Superman aren't "Marvel." They're not even "Mavel." 7. Gao Ranger Dino Thunder! loyalkng.com So confused. 8. Pocket Monica! Jump-Jupm Chess? sadanduseless.com Monica was always my favorite. 9. Pet's Little Intelligent Spirit! smosh.com Children: Please Go To Collect The LITTLE SMART SPIRIT! Please. 10. Robots Spacebot! sadanduseless.com That sword kind of reminds me of a light saber... 11. Spider-Man! sadanduseless.com Come on enjoy the pleasure together! 12. Super Heroes! sadanduseless.com You're supposed to collect them all, but they all look the same... 13. Batichica! smosh.com She looks sad. :( 14. Space Wars! webcoast.com I see what you did there. 15. Star Raiders! smosh.com Cute bow, btw. 16. Space Boys! smosh.com The third Space Boys was the best one. 17. Politic Pat! bootlegactionfigures.com It's something political we can all agree on. 18. Titanic-Bot Transformable! loyalkng.com My heart will go on. 19. Superman Big Alliance! smosh.com Superman isn't actually in the Superman Big Alliance, but Shrek is. 20. Blandness Girl! smosh.com Bland. 21. Transformable Tomas! sadanduseless.com Don't mess.