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9 Signs You've Been Reading Too Much Tolkien

Really, put down that book NOW.

1. You only lock your door to keep out wandering Orcs.

2. Fireworks remind you of Gandalf

3. Instead of going to a therapist you look for Elrond

4. You just don't trust tall men.

5. This is your idea of a dinner party!

6. This is your closet.

7. You know better then to stand next to a Willow.

8. When you hear a whooshing sound you duck.

9. And your dream home is inside a hill.

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