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Posted on Sep 1, 2013

9 Signs You've Been Reading Too Much Tolkien

Really, put down that book NOW.

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9 Signs You've Been Reading Too Much Tolkien

1. You only lock your door to keep out wandering Orcs.

2. Fireworks remind you of Gandalf

3. Instead of going to a therapist you look for Elrond

4. You just don't trust tall men.

5. This is your idea of a dinner party!

6. This is your closet.

7. You know better then to stand next to a Willow.

8. When you hear a whooshing sound you duck.

9. And your dream home is inside a hill.

9 Signs You've Been Reading Too Much Tolkien

1. You only lock your door to keep out wandering Orcs.

2. Fireworks remind you of Gandalf

3. Instead of going to a therapist you look for Elrond

4. You just don't trust tall men.

5. This is your idea of a dinner party!

6. This is your closet.

7. You know better then to stand next to a Willow.

8. When you hear a whooshing sound you duck.

9. And your dream home is inside a hill.

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