1.
People who say “persons” instead of “people”
2.
People who pretend energy bars are healthy
3.
(Wo)men who wear pigtails after age 27 (at the VERY LATEST)
4.
People who talk on the phone while riding public transportation
5.
Unless I NEED to take a call…
6.
People who sing (dance, whistle) in public
7.
People who over-pronounce Spanish/French/etc words in English
8.
People who over think “would you rather” questions
9.
People who think they are the only ones who know Banksy
10.
People who like Star Trek better than Star Wars
11.
People who like George Lopez
12.
Foreign people who speak better English than I do
13.
People who listen to only techno on their Ipod
14.
People who actually enjoy the Electric Slide
15.
People who would actually enjoy bowling…for the whole time…without alcohol
16.
People who like Ace Venture: When Nature Calls better than Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
17.
People who say they are from a city that they have lived in for a year
18.
People who say they drink Diet Coke because it tastes better than regular Coke
19.
People who say they are Irish…whose ancestors have lived in the USA for longer than the USA (or Ireland for that matter) has been a country
20.
People who pretend to not like LOLZ cats
21.
People who don’t rock out to Chumbawamba
22.
#peoplewhooveruse #hashtags
23.
People who say, “I really should have my own TV show”
24.
People who use the facebook relationship option “it’s complicated” without jest
25.
People who make “judgy” BuzzFeed posts