19 Reasons Why "A Very Potter Musical" Is Timeless

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

1. It asks the important questions.

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"Are you kids ready to fight a DRAAAAGON? Of course you aren't, you're just children - what the hell am I thinking?"

2. Draco is played by the amazing Lauren Lopez.

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"Am I bleeding?"

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"Did someone say 'Draco Malfoy?!'"

3. There's some pre-Glee Darren Criss.

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"It was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father."

4. Dumbledore doesn't give a crap.

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"So basically, I've been putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want."

5. The entrances are killer.

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*Seinfeld Music*

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"If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..."

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"Malfoy, you coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!"

6. Ginny is a total fangirl.

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"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."

7. Dramione is perfectly portrayed.

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"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship..."

8. Voldemort is sexy as hell.

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"When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches... Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange!"

9. Zefron is absolutely perfect, too.

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"All the horcruxes are gone, I destroyed them all."

"What, even my zefron poster?!?!"

"Especially the zefron poster!"

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"I wish I could say that it was me, because I feel that I love Zefron the most...but it was definitely a voice coming from within this room."

10. Pigfarts is real.

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"Dumbledore? Pfft! What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the Headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk."

11. Hermione is wonderfully assertive.

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"Actually I have heard those things, Harry, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."

12. Draco rolls everywhere.

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"Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?"

13. Voldemort and Quirrell are the best couple.

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"You know Quirrell, I've really grown attached to you - no pun intended."

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"So you came back?"

"I came home."

14. Harry knows he's cool.

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"Yeah, Hermione, I'm the boy who lived. Not died. God."

15. The kissing is super uncomfortable.

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"You know, I used to think looks weren't important and now I think they're more important than anything."

16. Cedric is a douche.

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"Cho Chang, I am so in love with Cho Chang. From Bangkok to Ding Dang, I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang!"

17. Voldemort can dance again.

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"Voldemort out, bitches."

18. Ron is always eating.

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"It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch."

"Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."

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"Accio double stuff!"

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19. And, finally, It's totally awesome.

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"I love you all, except you Draco. I can't f***ing stand you."