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    19 Reasons Why "A Very Potter Musical" Is Timeless

    Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

    1. It asks the important questions.

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    "Are you kids ready to fight a DRAAAAGON? Of course you aren't, you're just children - what the hell am I thinking?"

    2. Draco is played by the amazing Lauren Lopez.

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    "Am I bleeding?"

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    "Did someone say 'Draco Malfoy?!'"

    3. There's some pre-Glee Darren Criss.

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    "It was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father."

    4. Dumbledore doesn't give a crap.

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    "So basically, I've been putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want."

    5. The entrances are killer.

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    *Seinfeld Music*

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    "If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..."

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    "Malfoy, you coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!"

    6. Ginny is a total fangirl.

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    "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."

    7. Dramione is perfectly portrayed.

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    "I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship..."

    8. Voldemort is sexy as hell.

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    "When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches... Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange!"

    9. Zefron is absolutely perfect, too.

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    "All the horcruxes are gone, I destroyed them all."

    "What, even my zefron poster?!?!"

    "Especially the zefron poster!"

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    "I wish I could say that it was me, because I feel that I love Zefron the most...but it was definitely a voice coming from within this room."

    10. Pigfarts is real.

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    "Dumbledore? Pfft! What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the Headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk."

    11. Hermione is wonderfully assertive.

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    "Actually I have heard those things, Harry, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much sass. Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."

    12. Draco rolls everywhere.

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    "Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?"

    13. Voldemort and Quirrell are the best couple.

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    "You know Quirrell, I've really grown attached to you - no pun intended."

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    "So you came back?"

    "I came home."

    14. Harry knows he's cool.

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    "Yeah, Hermione, I'm the boy who lived. Not died. God."

    15. The kissing is super uncomfortable.

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    "You know, I used to think looks weren't important and now I think they're more important than anything."

    16. Cedric is a douche.

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    "Cho Chang, I am so in love with Cho Chang. From Bangkok to Ding Dang, I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang!"

    17. Voldemort can dance again.

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    "Voldemort out, bitches."

    18. Ron is always eating.

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    "It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch."

    "Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."

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    "Accio double stuff!"

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    19. And, finally, It's totally awesome.

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    "I love you all, except you Draco. I can't f***ing stand you."

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