1. In London, Tinder profiles are almost a form of performance art:
In Cardiff, they're a little less showy:
2. In London, there's almost too many options:
In Cardiff, there's not so many:
3. In London, you might go out to some hipster café for a first date:
In Cardiff, you'll probably end up going to a less trendy place:
4. In London, your drinks might not even arrive in a cup:
In Cardiff, your coffee is likely to be a lot less conceptual:
5. In London, you might move on to a date at Secret Cinema:
In Cardiff, it's 2-for-1 cocktails at Buffalo Bar's sweaty student-favourite night out, Bump & Grind:
6. In London, texts from bae might look like this:
In Cardiff, they're usually a little less thrilling:
7. In London, Netflix and chill revolves around Domino's:
In Cardiff, cosy nights in are all about the chips and curry sauce:
8. In London, Tinder is a way to connect with an unfathomable sea of strangers:
In Cardiff, you probably already know everyone on there:
9. This is what couple's #Goals look like in London:
10. In Cardiff, they're a little more old-fashioned:
11. In London, this is how girls get ready to go out at the weekend:
In Cardiff, it's a more intense process:
12. In London, this is what a group of single guys looks like:
In Cardiff, single guys don't really try so hard:
13. In London, when your carriage awaits it's probably an extortionate Uber:
In Cardiff, it's the last Arriva Train on the Valley line at 11:30pm:
