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1. "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 2, Episode #35, "The Secret Box."
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2. "I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 2, Episode #22, "Something Smells."
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3. "I would only believe in a god who could dance."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None
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4. "Die at the right time!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None
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5. "Panic is your enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 3, Episode #50, "Wet Painters."
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6. "My ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else takes a whole book to say."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer
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7. "How can I compete with geniusness?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 4, Episode #68, "Patrick SmartPants."
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8. "Plato is boring."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer
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9. "Today, I start living!
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 2, Episode #21, "Squid's Day Off."
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10. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 3, Episode #43, "The Bully."
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11. "I am not a man, I am dynamite."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is
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12. "We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."
Spongebob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 2, Episode 27, "Life of Crime."
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13. "They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None
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14. "Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 2, Episode 38, "Sailor Mouth."
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15. "I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Friedrich NietzscheCorrect!Wrong!Season 2, Episode #35, "The Secret Box."
Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?
