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Mar 12, 2013

Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?

German philosopher or sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  1. 1. "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 2, Episode #35, "The Secret Box."

  2. 2. "I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 2, Episode #22, "Something Smells."

  3. 3. "I would only believe in a god who could dance."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

  4. 4. "Die at the right time!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

  5. 5. "Panic is your enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 3, Episode #50, "Wet Painters."

  6. 6. "My ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else takes a whole book to say."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer

  7. 7. "How can I compete with geniusness?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 4, Episode #68, "Patrick SmartPants."

  8. 8. "Plato is boring."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer

  9. 9. "Today, I start living!

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 2, Episode #21, "Squid's Day Off."

  10. 10. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 3, Episode #43, "The Bully."

  11. 11. "I am not a man, I am dynamite."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is

  12. 12. "We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 2, Episode 27, "Life of Crime."

  13. 13. "They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

  14. 14. "Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 2, Episode 38, "Sailor Mouth."

  15. 15. "I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Season 2, Episode #35, "The Secret Box."

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