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They put up with your puns.
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You can share anything with them.
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They have their priorities in order.
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You can call them whenever you need them.
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They give you great pep talks.
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They'll entertain all your foolishness.
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They're always supportive about your thirst situation.
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They'll go to great lengths for you.
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They call you out on your shit.
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And you put up with theirs...
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They're there to hear your rants about the gringa of the day.
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They understand your values.
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They share the wild thoughts with you that they wouldn't dare say aloud.
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They understand when something is bothering you.
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They plot diabolically with you.
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You can honestly tell them anything.
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And despite all your stupid antics, they still put up with you.