4. This happened at every party you went to.
18. You did your best to restrain yourself from strangling all the people that exaggeratedly snapped their neck your way.
23. It sometimes felt like you were the only one who noticed things like this:
24. Some people seemed to have missed that basic lesson in not all humans look the same exact way…
26. But despite life sometimes feeling like some long absurd joke that no one told you about…
- Parents of the suspected Washington mall gunman who killed five people said he "had mental issues."
- And no, people aren't drilling headphone jacks into their new iPhone 7's 📱❌