4. This happened at every party you went to.
18. You did your best to restrain yourself from strangling all the people that exaggeratedly snapped their neck your way.
23. It sometimes felt like you were the only one who noticed things like this:
24. Some people seemed to have missed that basic lesson in not all humans look the same exact way…
26. But despite life sometimes feeling like some long absurd joke that no one told you about…
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Year's Day has been captured, Turkish media report.
- At least 40 Democrats are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Prime Minister Theresa May will set out a "hard Brexit" plan during a speech about Britain leaving the European Union.
- Spencer's Gifts is getting flooded with criticism for selling "Grab America By The Pussy" shirts, which many say normalizes sexual assault.