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    10 Lessons From The Premiere Of "Girls"

    There was lots of knowledge to glean from last night's premiere of the new HBO show, from the eating habits of bohemian Europeans to why it might pay to learn Photoshop.

    1. Cupcakes can be eaten in the shower.

    2. Guys still get really awkward when they walk in on girls in the shower.

    3. There are boyfriends in the world who will hold their girlfriend's retainers in their hands.

    4. Two years of free labor might not get you anywhere.

    5. You should learn Photoshop.

    6. Stimulant drugs give some people bowel problems.

    7. "Sex And The City" = Facebook

    8. Opium Tea tastes terrible.

    9. Europeans will not accept 7 p.m. as a reasonable time for dinner.

    10. Someone out there is having more awkward sex than you.