1. Hilariously batshit classified ads.
2. Inappropriate business names.
3. And charming shop displays like this:
4. Random farm animals wandering around estates...
5. ...goats in cars...
6. ...and horses down the pub.
7. Unusual methods of transport.
8. Police updates like this:
9. And crimes like this:
You don't need to be Taggart to solve this one.
10. Fast food restaurants with an attitude problem.
"Can I have one Bitch Fries, a Bastard Fries, a Fuku Fries, and two round, dry, flat pieces of beef please? Thanks."
11. Spectacularly bad parking.
12. Sweary, rude number plates.
13. Just Eat reviews like this:
14. Intense bin theft paranoia.
Um, why does the message on the right look like it was written in blood? Are there a lot of vampires in Glenrothes?
15. And bins attached to car roofs.
16. And, of course, utterly batshit news headlines.
