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16 WTF Things That Are Just Everyday Events In Fife

"Pensioner's huge cock is tourist attraction." Hmm, you don't say?

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1. Hilariously batshit classified ads.

"Awww that's ok just take it anyway and go on a diet xx." Er, naw.
Twitter: @MRceltic1888

"Awww that's ok just take it anyway and go on a diet xx." Er, naw.

2. Inappropriate business names.

"Master-Baitz Fishing Supplies." Nice.
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"Master-Baitz Fishing Supplies." Nice.

3. And charming shop displays like this:

4. Random farm animals wandering around estates...

5. ...goats in cars...

6. ...and horses down the pub.

This was in Burntisland too. WTF?
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This was in Burntisland too. WTF?

7. Unusual methods of transport.

8. Police updates like this:

All hail Levenmouth Police.
Twitter: @LevenmouthPol

All hail Levenmouth Police.

9. And crimes like this:

You don't need to be Taggart to solve this one.

10. Fast food restaurants with an attitude problem.

"Can I have one Bitch Fries, a Bastard Fries, a Fuku Fries, and two round, dry, flat pieces of beef please? Thanks."

11. Spectacularly bad parking.

Mainly in Kirkcaldy.
Twitter: @celticgal74

Mainly in Kirkcaldy.

What a pair of "W33 BAM"s.
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What a pair of "W33 BAM"s.

13. Just Eat reviews like this:

14. Intense bin theft paranoia.

Um, why does the message on the right look like it was written in blood? Are there a lot of vampires in Glenrothes?

15. And bins attached to car roofs.

Hang on, that belongs to those vampires. Give it back!
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Hang on, that belongs to those vampires. Give it back!

16. And, of course, utterly batshit news headlines.

Fife, what on Earth would we do without you? Please never change.
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Fife, what on Earth would we do without you? Please never change.