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24 Of The Most WTF Things That Have Ever Happened In Manchester

"Free blow job with every kitchen." Bargain.

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1. When someone spotted Colonel Sanders and Jesus having a casual chat in a Manchester caff.

2. When this headline raised far more questions than it answered.

Manchester Evening News / Twitter: @WillMcHoebag

3. When Simone decided to flog her (used) vibrator.

4. And when a true entrepreneur tried to sell an abandoned bike frame on eBay.

"Buyer must have bolt cutters." Amazing.
Twitter: @HicksonBlacks

"Buyer must have bolt cutters." Amazing.

5. When this sex-starved Mancunian just couldn't hold back.

6. When one of the Borg lost his ship and had to get a First TransPennine Express into town.

7. And when this guy decided to take his rabbits on the bus.

Must have been a really wild night out.
Twitter: @KyleMasset

Must have been a really wild night out.

8. When this truly iconic scene was captured by Google Street View.

Who said romance was dead?
Twitter: @alexxmitchy

Who said romance was dead?

9. When this flat-capped loon decided to slide down the roof of the Arndale Centre escalator.

He's probably still alive. Maybe.
Twitter: @RemAffiliated

He's probably still alive. Maybe.

10. When Manchester Piccadilly train station decided to install CCTV cameras in the toilet cubicles.

Noooooo. Whhhhhy?
imgur.com / BuzzFeed

Noooooo. Whhhhhy?

11. When this magpie decided to casually smoke a fag.

#Fagpie

12. When a company came up with a truly novel way of advertising their kitchens.

13. When "Wanksy" worked his magic.

:praisehandsemoji:

14. When The Crusty Cob unveiled this unbelievably precise menu.

Surely they could just round the prices up?
instagram.com

Surely they could just round the prices up?

15. When this corner shop displayed truly excellent customer service.

What are you waiting for, Derek?
Twitter: @jones462

What are you waiting for, Derek?

16. And when McDonald's refused to play along.

17. When this deeply inexplicable band decided to serenade shoppers.

18. When the traffic signs were less than positive.

City must have been playing that day. *ducks*
Twitter: @gazzabwfc

City must have been playing that day. *ducks*

19. When these half-naked men started an impromptu rave in Debenhams.

Keeping the spirit of the '90s alive in Manchester.
Twitter: @MENnewsdesk

Keeping the spirit of the '90s alive in Manchester.

20. When this taxi driver randomly pulled over to play his saxophone.

Like you do.

21. When a commuter just couldn't handle the crap bus-stop benches any more.

22. When this drunk guy picked a very bad place to relax at 1am in Piccadilly Gardens.

What flavour of milkshake though? And were they peanut M&Ms or regular? The public needs to know.
independent.co.uk

What flavour of milkshake though? And were they peanut M&Ms or regular? The public needs to know.

23. When this kid found a novel way to get out of his film studies GCSE exam.

"The head of languages went to make a cup of camomile tea for her nerves and unwittingly heated the stool to boiling point."
google.co.uk

"The head of languages went to make a cup of camomile tea for her nerves and unwittingly heated the stool to boiling point."

24. And, of course, when this boozed-up passenger accidentally went home with his taxi driver.

Manchester, you're a truly unique place. Never change.
Twitter: @bluetopaz_xo

Manchester, you're a truly unique place. Never change.