1. When someone spotted Colonel Sanders and Jesus having a casual chat in a Manchester caff.
2. When this headline raised far more questions than it answered.
3. When Simone decided to flog her (used) vibrator.
4. And when a true entrepreneur tried to sell an abandoned bike frame on eBay.
5. When this sex-starved Mancunian just couldn't hold back.
6. When one of the Borg lost his ship and had to get a First TransPennine Express into town.
7. And when this guy decided to take his rabbits on the bus.
8. When this truly iconic scene was captured by Google Street View.
9. When this flat-capped loon decided to slide down the roof of the Arndale Centre escalator.
10. When Manchester Piccadilly train station decided to install CCTV cameras in the toilet cubicles.
11. When this magpie decided to casually smoke a fag.
12. When a company came up with a truly novel way of advertising their kitchens.
13. When "Wanksy" worked his magic.