1. When someone spotted Colonel Sanders and Jesus having a casual chat in a Manchester caff.
2. When this headline raised far more questions than it answered.
3. When Simone decided to flog her (used) vibrator.
4. And when a true entrepreneur tried to sell an abandoned bike frame on eBay.
5. When this sex-starved Mancunian just couldn't hold back.
6. When one of the Borg lost his ship and had to get a First TransPennine Express into town.
7. And when this guy decided to take his rabbits on the bus.
8. When this truly iconic scene was captured by Google Street View.
9. When this flat-capped loon decided to slide down the roof of the Arndale Centre escalator.
10. When Manchester Piccadilly train station decided to install CCTV cameras in the toilet cubicles.
11. When this magpie decided to casually smoke a fag.
12. When a company came up with a truly novel way of advertising their kitchens.
13. When "Wanksy" worked his magic.
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14. When The Crusty Cob unveiled this unbelievably precise menu.
15. When this corner shop displayed truly excellent customer service.
16. And when McDonald's refused to play along.
17. When this deeply inexplicable band decided to serenade shoppers.
18. When the traffic signs were less than positive.
19. When these half-naked men started an impromptu rave in Debenhams.
20. When this taxi driver randomly pulled over to play his saxophone.
21. When a commuter just couldn't handle the crap bus-stop benches any more.
22. When this drunk guy picked a very bad place to relax at 1am in Piccadilly Gardens.
23. When this kid found a novel way to get out of his film studies GCSE exam.
24. And, of course, when this boozed-up passenger accidentally went home with his taxi driver.
