1.
Who actually writes Alan's "banterous" quips?
2.
Why can Alan still not say résumé?
3.
Why are the candidates always woken up so early?
4.
Why did the owners of the Bridge Café ever agree to let it be featured on the show?
5.
Why do the teams find it impossible to come up with a name that doesn't sound like a shit nightclub?
6.
Why are the links between the briefing locations and the tasks so bloody tenuous?
7.
Do customers ripped off by Apprentice candidates ever get compensation?
8.
Who lives in the ludicrous Apprentice mansions after each series is over?
9.
And how do the candidates cope with living together after trashing each other in the boardroom?
10.
Why does Alan keep lying on things?
11.
And, most importantly, what's behind this door?
