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27 VERY Urgent Questions Twitter Has For Scottish People

"Why do scottish people say canny instead of cannot what is this >>horseplay<<"

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The following is a list of questions non-Scots have for actual Scottish people. If you're Scottish feel free to answer any of the questions in the comments. Thanks!

1.

Why are Scottish people so obsessed with wee

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2.

what is a nippy fuck?? and why do scottish people use it as an insult?? haha nippy

3.

Why do scottish people say canny instead of cannot what is this &gt;&gt;horseplay&lt;&lt;

4.

I JUST LOOKED UP THE DEFINITION OF WANKER WTF WHY DO SCOTTISH PEOPLE USE THAT AS AN EVERYDAY INSULT ITS FUKIN WEIRD

5.

Why do Scottish people tweet in Scottish? Must be a right battle with predictive just to bang one out.#dontgetit @KrizanBen 🤔

6.

Who is ken and why do Scottish people keep talking about him

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7.

WHAT IS MWI WHY DO SCOTTISH PEOPLE SAY MWI

8.

Why do Scottish people sound so angry when they talk? 🙈

9.

Why don't Scottish people sound Scottish when they sing?? I don't understand #XFactor2016

10.

Why do scottish people love irn bru so much?

11.

Why do Scottish people call their mum Maw? Is your mum a Chinese revolutionary?

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12.

Why do Scottish people say "pish" ?? What is fckin pish

13.

Why do people in Scotland feel the need to dress half naked when it's freezing outside #hurtsmyeyes

14.

here why do scottish people call fizzy drinks 'ginger' wtf

15.

Why do people in Scotland celebrate St. Patricks day more than they celebrate St. Andrews day😂

16.

Why are Scotlandish people all so obsessed with Andy Murray

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17.

Why do Scottish people say stay instead of live? Genuine question, I'm curious.

18.

Why do Scottish people like to make up words that end with ae 'tae' 'wae'

19.

Why do Scottish people put salt in porridge , just nearly spat it half way across weatherspoons 😂😩

20.

Why do Scottish people call any drink that's not alcohol or water juice ? Coke is not juice !

21.

WHY DO SCOTS USE HOW INSTEAD OF WHY THAT IS SO STRANGE STOP

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22.

Here, Scotland: Honest question - why are your sausages flat and square?

23.

why do scottish people use the word dead like that? It was dead good - it was really good how?!!

24.

Why do the Scottish say "Get tae fuck" ?

25.

Why do people in Scotland lie down on the nearest piece of grass they can find when it's sunny?

26.

Why do so many Scottish people come to Blackpool

27.

why do the scottish hate goths so much

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