back to top

19 Shitty Halloween Costumes That Will Make You Say "What The Actual Fuck"

"Well, that's my Halloween costume sorted" – You, after reading this.

Posted on

1. "Pubescent Frog of Silent War"

Everyone's favourite hero!
reddit.com

Everyone's favourite hero!

2. "Creepy Cloth"

*Shits self*

3. "Sexy Mega Spice Box"

It is not clear if this comes with free doner meat and onion rings. Hopefully it does.
Twitter: @dublin_girlo

It is not clear if this comes with free doner meat and onion rings. Hopefully it does.

4. "Mister Safety"

Teach people a valuable public health lesson this Halloween.
Twitter: @dailypopunk

Teach people a valuable public health lesson this Halloween.

5. "Sexy Potato"

Finally, a costume that sums up how I feel when I forget to contour.
imgur.com

Finally, a costume that sums up how I feel when I forget to contour.

6. "Sexy Subordinate"

Other rejected names included "Erotic Employee."
Twitter: @Bootleg_Stuff

Other rejected names included "Erotic Employee."

7. "Energy Bill"

Because nothing is scarier than a £182.47 heating bill.
Twitter: @robboma24

Because nothing is scarier than a £182.47 heating bill.

8. "Sexy Ha1loween Whopper Green Poop"

"So, how did you guys meet?" "Well, I was at a Halloween party dressed as a lump of green shit..."
halloweencostumes.com

"So, how did you guys meet?" "Well, I was at a Halloween party dressed as a lump of green shit..."

9. "Boy's Video Game Murderer"

Do you want to look like someone who murders boys' video games? Now's your chance!
reddit.com

Do you want to look like someone who murders boys' video games? Now's your chance!

10. "Hashtag"

#OMG #COSTUME #LOL #BANTS #ILOOKLIKEADOUCHE
Twitter: @RoodaMarta

#OMG #COSTUME #LOL #BANTS #ILOOKLIKEADOUCHE

11. "Sexy Ebola Containment Suit"

Because nothing gets people horny quite like a terrifying global pandemic.
Twitter: @gaecokayne

Because nothing gets people horny quite like a terrifying global pandemic.

12. "Smiley Poo"

"Mom, can I please be Iron Man for Halloween?" "No, you will be a turd."
Twitter: @MerielMyers

"Mom, can I please be Iron Man for Halloween?" "No, you will be a turd."

13. "Sexy Factory Worker"

Warning: This clothing does not meet current chocolate factory health and safety requirements.
Twitter: @abulic_monkey

Warning: This clothing does not meet current chocolate factory health and safety requirements.

14. "Night Time Romeo"

Night Time Romeo's nemesis is Day Time Romeo, champion of the sun.
Twitter: @joelstice

Night Time Romeo's nemesis is Day Time Romeo, champion of the sun.

15. "Kiss Ass"

A free poop cigar?! I'm sold.
Twitter: @Matthewfox13

A free poop cigar?! I'm sold.

16. "Lost Adult"

"This adult is definitely not named Wally. Move along."
Facebook: bootlegpage

"This adult is definitely not named Wally. Move along."

17. "Deceased Hero"

Just $80! What a bargain.
Twitter: @jeansvaljeans

Just $80! What a bargain.

18. "The Rice Is Strange"

???????

19. And finally "Sexy Halloween Costume"

For people who just can't decide between "sexy Harambe" and "sexy Ebola nurse."
imgur.com

For people who just can't decide between "sexy Harambe" and "sexy Ebola nurse."