Buzz·Posted on 27 Oct 201623 Things Patients Do That Drive Doctors CrazyWant to annoy your physician? Bring them some poop in a leaky carrier bag.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Show up with an epic list of ailments. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Decide you know more about medicine than we do. 3. Don't have a wash before your appointment. 4. Don't wear underwear to your consultation. 5. Lie about your symptoms. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Gripe about the other doctors in our surgery. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Do something really bloody stupid. 8. Bring us stool samples in anything other than the airtight container we asked you to use. 9. Show up late for an appointment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Or don't bother showing up at all. View this photo on Instagram 11. Be rude or aggressive to our reception staff. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Refuse to vaccinate your children. 13. Be a smartass. 14. Demand a sick note for a fake illness. View this photo on Instagram 15. Fail to finish courses of medication, or completely ignore the instructions. 16. Steal things from the doctor's office. 17. Furiously demand antibiotics for a cold. 18. Mess about with our stuff. View this photo on Instagram 19. Harass us when you see us in the supermarket, or when we're on the school run. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Convince yourself you have a rare disease based on scaremongering news stories. 21. Refuse to give your children or teenagers privacy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Yell at us, or threaten us with violence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And, worst of all, fail to come and see us. View this photo on Instagram