26 Pictures That Prove Scotland And Australia Are The Same Country
"Want to climb Mount Buggery with me?" "Can't, I'm off to Twatt."
We can never get anywhere because of sparring animals.
And our birds are the fucking worst.
Our domesticated animals do whatever the fuck they want as well.
We know how to have a damn good time.
We're neck-and-neck when it comes to rude place names.
And we aren't afraid to drop a c-bomb, in fact even our politicians do it.
Our patriotism knows no bounds.
Our advice for drivers is very direct.
We have an identical approach to portion sizes.
And so are our local papers.
And, most importantly, we won't be terrorised by anything.
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