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    26 Pictures That Prove Scotland And Australia Are The Same Country

    "Want to climb Mount Buggery with me?" "Can't, I'm off to Twatt."

    1. We can never get anywhere because of sparring animals.

    How are you meant to get up the road to buy Buckfast or goon with brawling wildlife in the way?

    2. And our birds are the fucking worst.

    Thank god Aberdeen seagulls and kookaburras don't live in the same hemisphere.

    3. Plus, wildlife seems to pop up when you least expect it.

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    And even strikes the same pose.

    4. Our domesticated animals do whatever the fuck they want as well.

    Definitely the most 'Straya thing that's ever happened.

    5. We know how to have a damn good time.

    That xxxx blanket is classy AF.

    6. We're neck-and-neck when it comes to rude place names.

    Bet this Aussie mountain is a real pain in the arse to climb.

    7. And we aren't afraid to drop a c-bomb, in fact even our politicians do it.

    Bonus point to the Aussie MP for actually saying "cunt" in parliament.

    8. Our patriotism knows no bounds.

    *Wipes away tear*

    9. Our advice for drivers is very direct.

    That Glasgow parking ticket wasn't actually issued by the government though. Bonus point to Australia again.

    10. We have an identical approach to portion sizes. / Creative Commons

    Putting meat pies in a pizza crust = genius. Greggs should team up with Domino's.

    11. Our older people are refreshingly smutty.

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    Good on ya, Colin and Bernice. #Aussielegends

    12. And so are our local papers.

    13. And, most importantly, we won't be terrorised by anything.

    Crocodiles, would-be mass murderers...just boot or punch the cunts. Job done.

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