1. When "Kellls" took her birthday a bit too seriously.
2. When Zola got this deeply regrettable tattoo.
3. When Scott's mates decided to get rid of him.
4. When this wee bam decided to show off his language skills.
5. When Roddy's pals decided he'd look better covered in dicks.
6. When this guy thought he was an envelope.
7. When Mark got cunted and stole a lamb.
8. When this kid signed his mate's dad up as an Avon rep.
Kid A: "Ur da does the AVON!!!!! Ahahaha."
Kid B: "Ur a pure dik man."
9. When Shauni got shited and nicked a toffee gun.
10. When this middle-class Milky Bar Gang terrorised Newton Mearns.
11. And when these banter merchants showed this sweet shop a thing or two.
12. When Martin showed no loyalty to his best friend.
13. When Rebecca's fleeto decided to take on ISIS.
14. Not to mention the time Roddy challenged "Mrs Terror" to a duel.
15. When Jennifer went on a New Year spree and sparked a massive (wo)manhunt.
16. When Caroline failed on every possible level.
Who on Earth could ever be that desperate for a night out in Kirkcaldy?