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21 Times Scottish Teens Didn't Give A Single Fuck

"Shauni ended up that mwi she nicked a toffee gun outta McDonalds."

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2. When Zola got this deeply regrettable tattoo.

Can't forget @zeeeewilly's act of madness last summer πŸ™ˆ

Remember kids, crap meme tattoos are for life, not just for Kavos.

4. When this wee bam decided to show off his language skills.

When someone says swearing's unattractive

(NSFW unless you've got headphones on).


6. When this guy thought he was an envelope.

Currently rolling about inside his bedsheets absolutely mwi, shouting "am an envelope" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. When Mark got cunted and stole a lamb.

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Follow up statement from Colin: "for all you angry people greetin about the lamb, we let him go, he told all his wee lamb pals he had a mad weekend in Peebles and went back to eating grass and shitting everywhere, no harm done."


9. When Shauni got shited and nicked a toffee gun.

This is Shauni, Shauni went out for a "social" drink n ended up that mwi she nicked a toffee gun outta McDonalds

Look at the crazed look in her eyes. She's clearly not afraid to use it.

11. And when these banter merchants showed this sweet shop a thing or two.

@TheLadBible So...yeah, some wee neds scratched off some of the sign at the local sweet shop....

Mmm, sweet, delicious fud.

12. When Martin showed no loyalty to his best friend.

Boy across the road fae me tried to swap his dug for a bmx πŸ˜‚



19. When Martin had a "mad one".

@andrew_gibbins1 had a mad one last night #glasgow #mwi

Such japes.

20. When Gregor took a huff.

Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah