1. When he dispensed these noble, but untrue, words of wisdom on The Jimmy Fallon Show.
2. When he discussed kilts, dicks, and man spreading with Graham Norton.
3. When he described how he feels about his wife of 21 years.
4. When he invented a game called "what's the worst thing that could happen when meeting Beyoncé?
5. When he celebrated getting the part of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the most '90s way possible.
6. When he definitely didn't steal a lightsaber.
7. And when he did a great impression of the sound.