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    21 Times '90s Fashion Brands Went Way, Way Too Far

    Even hipsters won't want to re-create these looks. (H/T Fuckyeahugly90sclothes.)

    1. When Sears thought these trousers were OK.

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    But they were not OK.

    2. Not to mention these ones.

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    Also not OK.

    3. And when they decided that '90s girls wanted to dress like haunted Victorian dolls.

    4. When C&A blessed us with this masterpiece.

    5. When Ann Summers featured a woman in a lace playsuit romancing a jackbooted officer.

    6. When Esprit wanted everyone to look like they were doing a 10am booze run after a sleepover.

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    "KELLY DO YOU WANT MORE LAMBRUSCO."

    7. When Sega brought out clothing that was clearly inspired by a clown-themed fast-food restaurant.

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    I'm not lovin' it.

    8. And when Cross Colours tried to compete.

    9. When Gap decided that we wanted paisley waistcoats that made us look like nans.

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    Or possibly '90s British snooker player John Virgo.

    10. When these people did not look great.

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    Because showing up dressed head-to-toe in Mickey Mouse-themed clothing definitely won't make your date call the police.

    11. When Sears attempted (and failed) to "do" grunge.

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    "What do Nirvana dress like again, Nigel?"

    "Thrift-store garden gnomes."

    "Ah, OK, cool."

    12. When this shoe atrocity was committed.

    Seriously though, what the fuck is this?

    Is there no God?

    13. When JNCO answered the question: "But can raver jeans really ever be too wide?"

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    Yes, yes they can.

    14. When this outfit was somehow allowed to happen.

    15. When Postscript decided that the ideal beachwear was a thick, mustard-coloured tracksuit.

    16. When...*gestures frantically at all of this*

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    THOSE RED BOOTS. THAT CHRISTMAS JUMPER AND TARTAN SKIRT COMBO. WHY.

    17. When Alyce just went "fuck it".

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    There's no such thing as too many sequins, apparently.

    18. When Nike invented the luminous banana shoe.

    19. When Sears dressed this teen as a medieval jester.

    20. When Yasmin Le Bon's fashion range took power clashing to a whole new frightening level.

    21. And when Candies shoes decided that this was the perfect way to advertise their product.

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    "Hey, she looks like she's doing a shit! I must buy those shoes!" – no one, ever

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