1. You thought that dating a nurse would be like this:
2. But you soon discover that it's a lot more like this:
"Hey baby, want to fool around?" "NO TOO TIRED."
3. You quickly get used to dates being cancelled.
4. And you've probably spent more than your fair share of romantic occasions in a hospital canteen.
5. You can never guarantee that you'll get to spend the holidays with them, either.
6. You can always rely on them to have an entertaining or gross story to share on dates.
7. But sometimes they go a little too far.
8. You spend a hell of a lot of your time listening to them complain about doctors, too.
9. But at the same time, you kind of like how direct and to the point they can be.
10. If you live together, your bookshelves look like this:
11. ...and your bed usually looks like this:
12. You spend a lot of time being a guinea pig too.
This is my Sunday dating a nurse needing IV practice.
Don't date a nurse if you don't like needles.
13. They fill your house with gross hospital stuff.
14. Which means you find some pretty damn weird things lying around the place.
15. But on the plus side, you're never short of medical supplies.
16. Their taste in shoes is usually a bit...questionable.
17. You quickly learn not to piss them off when they're shifting from day shifts to night shifts.
18. You wish you could be there to help with all the difficult stuff they have to face each day.
19. But you know that their awesome colleagues have their back.
