1. There's no sight more beautiful in the world than an absolute shitload of Tunnock's caramel wafers.
2. Your first, chewy bite of a freshly-unwrapped wafer is always borderline orgasmic.
It's like taking your first steps on fresh snow. But with your mouth.
3. You know that the only effective hangover cure is a can of 'Bru, a roll and slice, and a wafer.
4. When people bring these magical wee tubs into your office, you lowkey want to kiss them.
5. But woe betide anyone who offers you an inferior product.
6. And you think these horrors should be banned.
7. But when it comes to Tunnock's, you are accepting of all forms of wafer, regardless of creed or colour.
8. There is no joy quite like the joy you feel when you find caramel wafers abroad.
9. You'll take caramel wafers to literally any event.
10. And you know there's no better snack to help you on a long Scottish hike.
11. You've been known to get creative in the kitchen.
12. Your home is full of shit like this:
13. If you got married, this would be your wedding buffet.
14. And this is your idea of a fancy appetiser.
15. But you don't approve of wafer-based tomfoolery.
16. If someone gives you a teacake, you'll dutifully consume it. But you'll be thinking of wafers.
"SORRY FOR CHEATING ON YOU CARAMEL WAFERS!" *sobs*