1. When this Shelter charity shop got way more than it was bargaining for.
2. When someone spotted this charming Father's Day gift in their local off-license.
3. When this guy forgot his umbrella.
4. When this bloke decided a shopping trolley was just as good as a wheelchair.
5. When a man tried to post his cock and balls through someone's letterbox.
6. When this teenager lost his shit over some baked potatoes.
7. When a bar came up with this enticing special offer.
8. And when this one went to extreme lengths to protect its property.
9. When a random bloke crashed a party in order to sell Sugar Puffs.
10. When this guy was spotted wearing a jacket that he definitely paid for.
11. When this car owner clearly dreamed of greater things...
12. ...when this driver was given a free gift...
13. ...and when someone decorated this car oh-so-beautifully.
14. When this bloke was spotted rollerblading with ski poles.
Spotted this champion in Paisley yesterday.
Is this a thing now?
15. When these two geniuses tried to score gear from the cops.
16. And when the police's parking left a lot to be desired.
17. When this door was described as "totally gubbed".
18. When this guy took his love of pizza to extremes.
19. When these guys decided to nick a horse.
20. When Jesus popped down to a pub for a pint.
21. And, of course, when this awesome gran rocked out to an AC/DC cover band in the town centre.
Never change your batshit ways, Paisley. You're the best.