Buzz·Posted on 7 Nov 201619 Of The Most WTF Things Overheard At Aberdeen University"I don't pay you to tell me I look good. I pay you to poo on my chest!" Er, what?by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.