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The 19 Cringiest Things That Have Ever Happened In Scotland

Warning: don't read this unless you want to die from second hand embarrassment. (H/t Scottish Tweets)

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1. This unfortunate mistake.

Maybe she should lock her door in future?
Twitter: @mikaelwlsh

Maybe she should lock her door in future?

2. These very useless pens.

"Cheers maw, I'll just slice the words into the paper with the blade."
Twitter: @DavidShedden

"Cheers maw, I'll just slice the words into the paper with the blade."

3. This awkward Valentine's mix-up.

4. This embarrassing photo shoot.

Someone should tell them that flying isn't very green.
Twitter: @obidankelnobi

Someone should tell them that flying isn't very green.

5. This painful accidental text.

There should be a word that means "that sick feeling when you accidentally send a text to a person that the text is about." There probably is in German.
Twitter: @kylestaceyx

There should be a word that means "that sick feeling when you accidentally send a text to a person that the text is about." There probably is in German.

6. And Rachael's job application fail.

Argh.

7. This mum and her spunk joke.

Imagine if that was your mum. Imagine.
Twitter: @sjhonethompson

Imagine if that was your mum. Imagine.

8. And Jodie's maw, who's just as bad.

Er, where can you buy grated fanny and what is it for? So many questions.
Twitter: @jods_xo

Er, where can you buy grated fanny and what is it for? So many questions.

9. Although they both pale in comparison to this mum.

"Dick me right now!" Er, no thanks maw.
Twitter: @liamboyle_88

"Dick me right now!" Er, no thanks maw.

10. Tam, who chatted up his cousin.

At least he figured it out before they met up. Thank god.
Twitter: @TAMStewart_

At least he figured it out before they met up. Thank god.

11. Zola's tattoo.

Because getting a tattoo of a 2014 meme definitely won't haunt you for life, hen.
Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets

Because getting a tattoo of a 2014 meme definitely won't haunt you for life, hen.

12. This WTF introduction, which is painful to read.

*Bites fist*

13. This total riddy of a boyfriend.

Dump him, hen.
Twitter: @katstew2

Dump him, hen.

14. And Callum's girlfriend, who is a *bit* jealous.

Why would you think that this was a good idea?

15. This weird AF exchange.

Ryan really shouldn't have left his house that day.
Twitter: @ryankingg

Ryan really shouldn't have left his house that day.

16. This absolute numpty.

Oh Jenna.

17. And this one.

Oh Stacie.

18. This...situation.

Bet he was so glad his pal had a camera with him.
Twitter: @imbadatlife

Bet he was so glad his pal had a camera with him.

19. And finally, this bum-clenching misunderstanding.

"Think he meant isis as in the girl who also commented." 😳 😳 😳