1.
An absolutely bollocks statue of "William Wallace".
2.
These incredibly tasteful shot glasses.
4.
Bagpipe magnets that look like badly injured ballsacks.
5.
Something with "I ❤ London" on it, because the gift shop owner wants to maximise tourist profits.
6.
And disposable cameras, because they're stuck in the '90s.
8.
"Scottish Clan Crest" pins, made from the finest pewter.
11.
Mildly offensive bumper stickers
12.
A horrible mug in a tartan box.
13.
Ugly, overpriced pairs of tartan tights.
14.
Coasters featuring this man's hairy arse.
15.
These badly-made toys.
16.
Approximately 3,000 boxes of this shortbread.
17.
Overpackaged, overpriced Edinburgh rock.
18.
And this extremely expensive haggis.
19.
Nonsensical "Keep Calm and Carry On" rip-offs.
20.
Inauthentic kilts that look like a Catholic girls' school uniform.
21.
"Decorative" bagpipes.
23.
A pile of "hilarious" wild haggises (haggi?)
24.
And, of course, these fucking hats.
