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    Posted on Oct 30, 2015

    31 Tweets About Scotland That Will Make You Laugh Despite Yourself

    "Ewan McGregor?" "No, just me."

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    Fuck sake. If you don't like T in the Park, don't go, it's as simple as that.

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    As it is June in Scotland, remember to check on elderly neighbours to make sure they're keeping warm...

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    In Scotland, 'Canapé' is just an excuse for stealing.

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    Promoted tweet. Visit Scotland in 2015 & experience it's exciting wildlife.

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    Anyone who says there's no place for drugs in sport hasn't tried watching Scottish football sober

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    Remember...outside Scotland it's called Smalltabix.

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    Just been offered "Haggis Pakora Masterclass" on a voucher site. REALLY hoping it's a prog rock band

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    #5pbagcharge People of England. We've had this in Scotland for over a year now. This is how you save 5p.

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    Scotland, hate David Cameron? We have a club for that. It's called everyone and we meet in the pub.

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    Disneyland is what they call swifts in Scotland.

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    People saying Scotland doesn't have enough money for independance clearly have never had to buy a sandwich during the Edinburgh festival

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    Been working on alternative flags should Scotland leave. No 1.

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    Elton John has wordplay jokes written on the walls of his place in Scotland. It's a little bit punny, his ceiling in Clyde.

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    What would have happened if Scotland had got to the World Cup final.

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    Watching #celtic v #aberdeen with my brother. Two Scott Browns on the pitch, two Brown Scots watching

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    Said nobody in the east end of Glasgow ever.

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    An astronaut in the International Space Station just came back from the toilet to find an SNP candidate in their seat. #GE2015

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    "Sean Connery famously has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Scotland Forever'. All that's missing are the words 'I'm Leaving' above it."

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    Police brutality in america is fucking awful man polis in scotland probably flip coins for who's chapping the door and who's dain the talkin

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    On St Andrew's Day, let's celebrate one of Scotland's finest. We may never find out how he keeps his prices so low.

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    I'd like to seem the SNP form a coalition with CRCKLE and PP.

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    Supporting scotland is the best way to learn that nothing good will ever happen and you will always fail.

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    Gordon Strachan to be named Scotland Manager within the next 48 hours. Absolutely ridiculous. What's wrong with the name Gordon?

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    Never leave your child unattended in the Scottish Highlands. Be responsible.

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    For an independent Scotland just put an x in the box. Then you can cut it out and use it as a little flag.

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    England and Scotland are so Ross and Rachel. And Wales is Phoebe.

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    "I watched Trainspotting last night with that Scottish fella in it" "Ewan McGregor?" "No, just me".

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    [See's a guy playing bagpipes] Son: Why's that man wearing a skirt? Me: I think the real question is why is he sucking that musical octopus?

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    The Scottish independence result is like when you're too scared to leave your boyfriend but when you stay, he makes you help him bomb Iraq.

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    Dundee: It'll be lovely when it's finished.

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