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There could be a video ae trump taking a shite on a wean's face n his supporters wouldny care as long as he kept shouting the word 'wall'
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. @realDonaldTrump I screengrabbed your first attempt, stupid cunt. Haha. Stupid cunt. 😂😂😂😂❄️🐸❄️😂🐸
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Can Mario go to Trump Tower in that new game? There's a cunt's heid ah want tae bounce on.
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Trump's going to prove a lot of people wrong, but sadly not George Orwell, Margaret Atwood, or whoever wrote the Book of Revelation
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You canny ban a fucking whole religion from your country wtf I'd defo take trump a square go but a canny fight ☹️
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Actual fuck Donald trump, heard more political sense come out somecunt standin in a kitchen it 4 on a Saturday morning oot their nut x
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If you went into a mates hoose, and he had painted everything gold, you wouldn't say Wow..you would think he was a twat. #Trump
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Edinburgh literally chased Nigel Farage out of town once. They'd probably fire Trump out of a fucking cannon.
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Suggestion that Trump might meet the Queen in Scotland to avoid demonstrations presumably made by someone who has never been to Scotland
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Donald Trump is tweeting again.
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Michelle Obama 2020 cmon hen get the finger oot
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canny believe Donald Trump is gonny be president by the end of today hahahaha WIT the fuck why is America so annoying man
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Donald trump wins with no political experience but i need 2 years of experience to work at the corner shop #trumpwins
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It says a lot about Trump that building a giant wall isn't even in the top 5 most Game of Thrones things about him
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trump is a fat fanny who canny deal wi a family on the sims never mind his own country
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Nicola Sturgeon set to announce Scotland to have another referendum on whether we should leave Planet Earth.
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Aide: They've uncovered your darkest secret Trump: Not the corpse orgy! Aide: No, the golden showe..wait, the corpse what? Trump: Nothing
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Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States of America.
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That's a new one for the taxi drivers "what about Donald trump eh"
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Ban Trump fae Scotland n set fire tae his entire golf course
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Literally seems lit every time a wake up fae a nap Trump's found a new way tae fuck the world up
Let's just never go to sleep again, eh?