19 Scottish People Who Should Be Banned From Shops For Life

Think of the children. Won't someone please think of the children?

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Hilary Mitchell
Hilary Mitchell
BuzzFeed Staff, UK

1. The shameful Glaswegian who did this in ASDA.

Twitter: @glen1873

They could have at least pointed the guy's feet the right way.

2. This Lanarkshire guy, who's turned "borrowing" shopping trolleys into a lucrative career.

Twitter: @glasgowklove

So classy.

3. The bloke at ASDA in Kirkcaldy who left this on one of the display iPads.

4. This deeply rude DIY store joker.

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So shocking: Klmnopqrst is a disgusting word.

5. The filth-wizard who rearranged these cushions.

Twitter: @Susanna_McLean

This is criminal.

6. And the bawbag who did this.

Twitter: @LovingDannys_

Won't somebody please, please think of the children?

7. The menace to society who did this:

Twitter: @joydunlop

8. Not to mention this:

Twitter: @raevonnemartin

ASDA, what on Earth were you thinking introducing this range to Scotland?

9. And whoever went to town on these coasters.

Twitter: @Pcipete

Is nothing sacred?

10. The shop worker who designed this classy display.

11. Whoever decided to sell a plastic bag of Lambrini.

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"No bottle? No problem."

12. And the Glasgow supermarket employee who decided fruit cider was a healthy breakfast choice.

Twitter: @ImperfProduct

"Raspberry flavour? Yeah, that's practically muesli."

13. This smutty shop owner from Fife.

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14. And the Glaswegian who came up with this name.

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Ban this sick filth.

15. This enraged shopper in a Glasgow Waitrose.

Twitter: @cwhiting

To be fair, £1.75 is quite a lot to pay for garlic. You could buy a bottle of breakfast cider for that.

16. Whoever thought that this monstrosity would be a good way to sell bathrooms.

17. And the Edinburgh shop owner who did this.

18. "Perfect for Rolf Harris impersonations." Really, Dundee Cash Converters? Really?

Twitter: @Kris_M7

Shame on you. Shame on all of you.

19. There's simply no doubt about it: We really shouldn't be allowed in shops.

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