1. The bampot who invented this breakfast dish. Twitter: @Stewart911 Boak. 2. And this equally gross monstrosity: imgur.com It looks like cat food bolognese. 3. This Edinburgh chap, who decided to ruin a perfectly good cheese and onion slice. Twitter: @pastachips 4. The mad chef who decided to create this abominable haggis and neeps sushi. Facebook: Mattaki KILL IT WITH FIRE. 5. The inventor of the spam-and-cheese rowie. imgur.com "What would you like for lunch?" "Some rationing-era meat on lard bread, please." 6. This person, who is stretching the definition of "healthy eating" to the limit. Twitter: @jenn2nn "Healthy" = getting food poisoning from uncooked haggis. 7. The fucknugget who assembled, and then sold, this £3.20 bacon and egg roll. edinburghnews.scotsman.com 8. And the Glasgow Greggs worker who made this "tuna" sandwich: Twitter: @Grahms It's just bread. It's a fucking bread sandwich. 9. Whoever made this truly bowfin' mince, carrot, and brown sauce piece. i.imgur.com Baby shite sandwich, anyone? 10. The total bastard who did this: imgur.com 11. The creator of this dry, dreadful haggis pasta. Twitter: @MatthewFirth Because it looks like cat litter penne. 12. Whoever thought a Buckfast ice-cream float was a good idea. Twitter: @rossbhoy32_ross 13. Not to mention Buckfast pies. Twitter: @v3_llo 14. Whichever Glasgow chippy was behind this curry sauce-topped deep-fried pizza. Twitter: @NicoleCalv_ How hungover would you need to be to order that? 15. And the fry cook who decided regular chips just weren't oily or unhealthy enough. Twitter: @bentleycoon 16. This deeply confused chef at the Columba Hotel in Oban. Twitter: @stephkerr 17. Whoever "cooked" this chip pizza. Grant P @grantp08 A chip pizza. Only in Dundee! 12:41 PM - 03 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. And the mega-twat who opted to serve haggis, neeps, and tatties in a pint glass. Twitter: @WeWantPlates So practical. 19. The heathen who put salad on this roll and slice. imgur.com The only vegetable you should have with square sausage is ketchup. 20. The budget-conscious Scot who decided to make home-made battered pizza. imgur.com So sad. So misshapen. 21. And, by far the worst of all, the monster who invented the salad munchy box. Facebook: 799264506821488 They're not supposed to be healthy, FFS. Get tae.