1. The bampot who invented this breakfast dish.
2. And this equally gross monstrosity:
3. This Edinburgh chap, who decided to ruin a perfectly good cheese and onion slice.
4. The mad chef who decided to create this abominable haggis and neeps sushi.
5. The inventor of the spam-and-cheese rowie.
6. This person, who is stretching the definition of "healthy eating" to the limit.
7. The fucknugget who assembled, and then sold, this £3.20 bacon and egg roll.
8. And the Glasgow Greggs worker who made this "tuna" sandwich:
9. Whoever made this truly bowfin' mince, carrot, and brown sauce piece.
10. The total bastard who did this:
11. The creator of this dry, dreadful haggis pasta.
12. Whoever thought a Buckfast ice-cream float was a good idea.
13. Not to mention Buckfast pies.
14. Whichever Glasgow chippy was behind this curry sauce-topped deep-fried pizza.
15. And the fry cook who decided regular chips just weren't oily or unhealthy enough.
16. This deeply confused chef at the Columba Hotel in Oban.
17. Whoever "cooked" this chip pizza.
A chip pizza. Only in Dundee!
18. And the mega-twat who opted to serve haggis, neeps, and tatties in a pint glass.
19. The heathen who put salad on this roll and slice.
20. The budget-conscious Scot who decided to make home-made battered pizza.
21. And, by far the worst of all, the monster who invented the salad munchy box.
