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21 Pictures That Prove Scottish People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Cook

"Fancy a haggis salad?" "Fuck right off."

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1. The bampot who invented this breakfast dish.

Boak.

2. And this equally gross monstrosity:

It looks like cat food bolognese.
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It looks like cat food bolognese.

3. This Edinburgh chap, who decided to ruin a perfectly good cheese and onion slice.

4. The mad chef who decided to create this abominable haggis and neeps sushi.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Facebook: Mattaki

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

5. The inventor of the spam-and-cheese rowie.

"What would you like for lunch?" "Some rationing-era meat on lard bread, please."
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"What would you like for lunch?" "Some rationing-era meat on lard bread, please."

6. This person, who is stretching the definition of "healthy eating" to the limit.

"Healthy" = getting food poisoning from uncooked haggis.
Twitter: @jenn2nn

"Healthy" = getting food poisoning from uncooked haggis.

7. The fucknugget who assembled, and then sold, this £3.20 bacon and egg roll.

8. And the Glasgow Greggs worker who made this "tuna" sandwich:

It's just bread. It's a fucking bread sandwich.
Twitter: @Grahms

It's just bread. It's a fucking bread sandwich.

9. Whoever made this truly bowfin' mince, carrot, and brown sauce piece.

Baby shite sandwich, anyone?
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Baby shite sandwich, anyone?

10. The total bastard who did this:

11. The creator of this dry, dreadful haggis pasta.

Because it looks like cat litter penne.
Twitter: @MatthewFirth

Because it looks like cat litter penne.

12. Whoever thought a Buckfast ice-cream float was a good idea.

13. Not to mention Buckfast pies.

14. Whichever Glasgow chippy was behind this curry sauce-topped deep-fried pizza.

How hungover would you need to be to order that?
Twitter: @NicoleCalv_

How hungover would you need to be to order that?

15. And the fry cook who decided regular chips just weren't oily or unhealthy enough.

16. This deeply confused chef at the Columba Hotel in Oban.

17. Whoever "cooked" this chip pizza.

18. And the mega-twat who opted to serve haggis, neeps, and tatties in a pint glass.

So practical.
Twitter: @WeWantPlates

So practical.

19. The heathen who put salad on this roll and slice.

The only vegetable you should have with square sausage is ketchup.
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The only vegetable you should have with square sausage is ketchup.

20. The budget-conscious Scot who decided to make home-made battered pizza.

So sad. So misshapen.
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So sad. So misshapen.

21. And, by far the worst of all, the monster who invented the salad munchy box.

They're not supposed to be healthy, FFS. Get tae.
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They're not supposed to be healthy, FFS. Get tae.