1. This extremely tired dad.
2. This forgetful traveller from Dundee.
3. This Aberdeen man, who really really hates his job.
4. Rachael.
5. This deeply unfortunate bride.
6. Ross.
7. This unfortunate T in the Park reveller.
8. Not to mention whoever owns this tent.
9. Scott Johnston.
10. This sweary builder, who got stuck on a roof.
11. Roisin...
12. ..and John's colleague.
13. This woman, who mistook her hand for a DVD.
14. Katie...
15. ...and Callum, who has a slightly possessive GF.
You should probably dump her, pal.
16. This Dunfermline man's pal.
17. Grant.
when ye canny handle the sun
18. Stephen's parents.
19. Mike "Someone shat down my chimney" Williams.
20. Big Mick, who's probably on the run now.
fs am gonny be in so much trouble
Never come between a Scottish mum and her homemade jam.