Buzz·Posted on 11 Jan 201721 Scottish People Who Definitely Have A Death WishRIP in advance.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This Buckfast-fuelled cyclist. 2. Darren, who is a cheeky sod. 3. This hiker, who is not very good at hiking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And this mountaineer, who is extremely bad at mountains. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. This kamikaze airline passenger. 6. And "Aberdeen man". 7. These decorators. ✖️ @lxwissss cant stop watching this hahaha 11:01 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Who should probably find a new job that doesn't involve ladders, or they may soon become dead. 8. And this poor builder, who's also in the wrong job. Scottish Tweets @Scottish_Tweets Still cracks me up 07:38 PM - 29 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite "Where the fuck am a meant to put ma weight ya fuckin' wankstain." 9. Robbie, who should definitely not be allowed a car. 10. And Devyn, who is an even bigger numpty. 11. Sophie. 12. These unfortunate and foolish souls. paddy🎯 @PaddyBarrett67 Ahahahhahahah Sun Mar 20 17:13:11 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Grabbing a tire mid swing = very unwise. 13. Anyone who eats this pie. 14. This absolute madman. Dylan @dyljones8 Queen's Park pond 04:17 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite That pond is 100% bird shit. He'll probably die of swan flu or something. 15. This dangling ned. 16. This man, who should probably just be patient and wait for anaesthetic to work in future. 17. Chloe, who probably shouldn't be allowed to live on her own, or use scissors. 18. This "I DGAF if I fall to my death" sunbather. 19. And finally, this house-proud Glasgow gran, who should probably invest in an abseiling harness.