21 Scottish People Who Definitely Have A Death Wish

    RIP in advance.

    1. This Buckfast-fuelled cyclist.

    2. Darren, who is a cheeky sod.

    3. This hiker, who is not very good at hiking.

    4. And this mountaineer, who is extremely bad at mountains.

    5. This kamikaze airline passenger.

    6. And "Aberdeen man".

    7. These decorators.

    cant stop watching this hahaha

    Who should probably find a new job that doesn't involve ladders, or they may soon become dead.

    8. And this poor builder, who's also in the wrong job.

    "Where the fuck am a meant to put ma weight ya fuckin' wankstain."

    9. Robbie, who should definitely not be allowed a car.

    10. And Devyn, who is an even bigger numpty.

    11. Sophie.

    12. These unfortunate and foolish souls.

    Grabbing a tire mid swing = very unwise.

    13. Anyone who eats this pie.

    14. This absolute madman.

    That pond is 100% bird shit. He'll probably die of swan flu or something.

    15. This dangling ned.

    16. This man, who should probably just be patient and wait for anaesthetic to work in future.

    17. Chloe, who probably shouldn't be allowed to live on her own, or use scissors.

    18. This "I DGAF if I fall to my death" sunbather.

    19. And finally, this house-proud Glasgow gran, who should probably invest in an abseiling harness.