3. This hiker, who is not very good at hiking.
He should take up a safer sport, like knitting, or sitting quietly in a corner.
4. And this mountaineer, who is extremely bad at mountains.
“See you at the bottom!”
7. These decorators.
Who should probably find a new job that doesn’t involve ladders, or they may soon become dead.
8. And this poor builder, who’s also in the wrong job.
“Where the fuck am a meant to put ma weight ya fuckin’ wankstain.”
12. These unfortunate and foolish souls.
Grabbing a tire mid swing = very unwise.
14. This absolute madman.
That pond is 100% bird shit. He’ll probably die of swan flu or something.