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19 Scots Who Should Get A Lifetime Ban From The World Wide Web

WHO THE HELL TRIES TO SELL THEIR DEAD DOG ONLINE.

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1. This mum-bothering salesman.

He needs to just go to a car boot sale.
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He needs to just go to a car boot sale.

2. Callum.

Who clearly likes to keep things in the family.
Twitter: @rabsmith_

Who clearly likes to keep things in the family.

3. This guy with way too much time on his hands.

Go outside, get some fresh air. You'll feel better for it.
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Go outside, get some fresh air. You'll feel better for it.

4. Dennis.

Who should also stay away from maternity wards and tattoo parlours.
Facebook: pg

Who should also stay away from maternity wards and tattoo parlours.

5. Poor, poor Rachael.

If only she'd just posted the application form instead.
Twitter: @milphitchell

If only she'd just posted the application form instead.

6. The inventor of the "Spagnum".

7. Chloe (and her baffling love life).

Put your phone down and back away from social media, hen. It's for the best.
Twitter: @taylawhitelaw

Put your phone down and back away from social media, hen. It's for the best.

8. And this King of Romance.

9. Caroline fae Fife.

"Awww that's OK just take it anyway and go on a diet." Ouch.
Twitter: @luciebajnarova

"Awww that's OK just take it anyway and go on a diet." Ouch.

10. This catfish.

With pals like him, who needs enemies?
Facebook: 1428764730671402

With pals like him, who needs enemies?

11. Whoever thought this was worth £50.

12. This lady's son.

Poor Honkin Jobbie. All she wants is a wee dug.
Twitter: @Harleyhunter_

Poor Honkin Jobbie. All she wants is a wee dug.

13. This woman, who thought she was talking to a sardine.

14. Wess.

15. And the piss-taker who posted this.

Instagram: @laisdavidson

"Great with kids."

16. Whoever named this wi-fi network.

So inappropriate.
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So inappropriate.

17. The person responsible for this TMI review of a chip shop.

"A ended up shitin ma pants during a toolbox talk the next morning."
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"A ended up shitin ma pants during a toolbox talk the next morning."

18. Not to mention Rheanne.

Who might be a bit too tetchy to be allowed to use Facebook.
Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets

Who might be a bit too tetchy to be allowed to use Facebook.

19. And finally, this person who tried to sell a dead dog rug.

SNOOPY, YOU DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER.
Twitter: @_katiegold_xo

SNOOPY, YOU DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER.