22 "Peep Show" Quotes That Sum Up This Fucking Election

    "Please don't shit on my dreams. I don't want shit on my dreams."

    1. When the first results put Clinton in the lead.

    2. And when the pro-Trump results started to flood in.

    3. When it became clear that there was a chance Trump could actually win.

    4. When Trump took Florida.

    5. And when he won North Carolina.

    6. When you decided to take refuge in denial.

    7. When Trump announced his victory.

    8. When you were left feeling more than a little disillusioned with democracy as a whole.

    9. Not to mention feeling hollow.

    10. When you thought about all the other things that have gone wrong in 2016.

    11. When you tried to eat your feelings.

    12. And when you tried to drink the pain away.

    13. When you thought about how the result would affect you personallly.

    14. And when you started to consider your options.

    15. When you got out of bed the next morning.

    16. And when you realised you had to leave the house.

    17. When you were knackered and miserable the next day, but had to pretend to care about dumb stuff.

    18. When you told people what you did the night before.

    19. When Hillary gave her concession speech.

    20. When someone tried to tell you that Trump presidency might not be all that bad.

    21. When you read yet another rambling Facebook post full of theories about the election.

    22. And, of course, when someone tried to cheer you up with a load of Peep Show jokes.