Buzz·Posted on 25 Apr 201628 Times Scottish Twitter Made You Piss Yourself Laughing"My brother just got his 4th unconditional for uni and av just eaten a dog biscuit thinkin it was chocolate."by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Matt Murphy @maattmurphy Hate these wee pricks , actual sit on yer plate n laugh at ye cos yer dinner is shite 06:46 PM - 16 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. hayley @hayleyburt0n Taylor Swift seems like the kinda weirdo ye had in yer primary class that barked when ye spoke to them 01:36 PM - 17 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Goudie @Goudie15 Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein 07:05 PM - 10 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 67 @AndyMcGregor95 See how we've got wallpaper of New York and that in rooms, Ye hink Americans have wallpaper wae flats in the gorbals or suhin 06:31 PM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Hapax Legomenon @AwwwNawMate That dug is defo gonnae kill ye hen. Get rid of it pronto 08:52 PM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Graeme Lester @fairlyoddgraeme Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds like "Spice Girl" in a Scottish accent and a canny stop 10:04 PM - 31 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. zaK @ClickyByro my brother just got his 4th unconditional for uni and av just eaten a dog biscuit thinkin it was chocolate 09:00 PM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Butt Sea @Butsay_ maw asked for music n a gave her it on a USB stick n she went 'how dae a listen ae this' dunno plug it inty yer dinosaur ya absolute caveman 05:03 PM - 25 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. liam @liam_981 When yer maw tells you yer no gawn oot n yer just lit 10:25 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. IRAldo @aldomax_ On ma driving lesson n ma instructor goes "it's really easy to get inty gear" n am sittin there lit Gerry mate fkn tell me abt it x 07:57 PM - 14 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Gary Buckley @Naebor_m8 Why does folk tweet congrats tae kim kardashion shes hardly fucking showing kanye west yer tweet gawn thats morgan fae govan saying congrats 04:59 PM - 05 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. LewisElliot @LewisElli0t Why do bouncers no accept YoungScot cards n expect u to bring out a passport like nae hassle mate al b out nxt Sat wi ma boardin pass anaw x 06:48 PM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. lucas @daftnonsense Throwback to ma last decent sleep 07:06 PM - 20 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Goudie @Goudie15 Dinny understand young cunts wantin kids man, just buy a PlayStation, theyre cheaper an ye dinny get the jail if ye chuck it oot the windae 06:00 PM - 12 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. paul croal @supersonic_pc Maw n da tryin to shout it ye when ye crack yer phone sayin ye dont look after it aye right fs this hing means more tae me than use do fs 11:34 PM - 20 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Goudie @Goudie15 Theres two type ae cunts in the world, folk that say French toast an then fucking reprobates that say eggy bread 08:50 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. AIMEE @_aimeeconnolly A feel like such a catfish when ppl like my pic from the night before n am lyin half deed in bed with a junkie bun n a face full a sudocrem 12:08 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Goudie @Goudie15 Don't get people moaning about folk being spoiled, as if you'd be like naw Da you keep that BMW, al get the bus coz am an independent woman 09:42 AM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Stuart Hepburn @stuarthepburn1 When your too feart to ring the bell so you text yer pal 11:31 AM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kevin @KPFB14 lit see when ye follow somebody ye ken on insta n they don't follow ye back lit aye right am sorry beyoncé x 07:27 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Abby @abbyredmond When people arrive at your house for pre drinks and you're already steaming 08:36 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. bethany @Bethanyreid__ burd in the pub kept tellin everycunt her cat had thumbs n then we ended up in her gaff and shit u not that wee hing could beat u at Fifa 06:06 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. AIMEE @_aimeeconnolly Why do ppl say stuff like "hate being lied to" "hate gettin shampoo in ma eye" "hate cheats" like aww you're dead weird a love aw that stuff 05:01 PM - 10 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Goudie @Goudie15 Hate when cunts say aw did ye hear about so an so and yer lit aye but they still tell the story. Fuckin zip it JK Rowling nae one cares 08:57 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Demi @xdeminess canny deal wi materialistic ppl, ur bf bought u a louis vuitton bag??? aye well mine bought me a kfc n I can tell u who is happier hen 09:47 PM - 28 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Wan Kerr @Andykerr_ @ICTFC fuck sake mate, fancy leaving us wan oot?? 04:12 PM - 16 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. callan mciver @Cmciver97 No been ti America but av been in some states x 03:47 PM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. gamiejray @Jamiegrayrfc Canny believe we nearly got wee alan to fit into a Kopparberg box 03:16 PM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite