1. Ben Nevis: "Too high."

2. The Ring of Brodgar: "Not much for the kids."

3. Dunnottar Castle: "A heap of rubble."

4. Loch Ness: "Nothing special here."

5. Eilean Donan Castle: "Not much to see."

6. Skara Brae Prehistoric Village: "Health & Safety Issues."

7. Edinburgh Castle: "Not much in it."

8. Glencoe: "Underwhelming."

9. The Royal Mile: "Why?"

10. Arthur's Seat: "Just a big hill."

11. Duart Castle: "Poorly turned out."

12. The Fairy Pools: "Quite dull."

13. Glasgow Botanic Gardens: "wILL NOT BE BACK AGAIN."

14. The Cuillin: "Nothing special."

15. The Burrell Collection: "Boring."

16. Falls of Dochart: "It's water and rock."

17. The Forth Rail Bridge: "The only reason to go there is to get to Fife."

18. Culloden: "I am very bored off it so bye."

19. The Old Man of Storr: "Not really worth the effort."
