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19 Reasons To Never, Ever Date A Scottish Guy

Who would even want to make out with Ewan McGregor? No one, that's who.

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1. Firstly, they literally never stop flirting.

James McAvoy, you're such a bad boy.
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James McAvoy, you're such a bad boy.

2. Plus, let's be honest, they're just not cute at all.

*Shrugs*
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*Shrugs*

3. You have to put up with them wearing a kilt all the time.

Instagram: @robertgillies

Urgh.

4. And they rarely wear anything underneath them.

Instagram: @diegostecca

They don't even care if that offends you.

5. In fact, they're not great at keeping their clothes on in general.

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Sort yourself out, Sam Heughan.

6. Sure, they're good at kissing. But that's about it.

Yes, Scottish guys are 100% the best at snogging your face off. But where do you go from there?
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Yes, Scottish guys are 100% the best at snogging your face off. But where do you go from there?

7. And they don't care where they do it, either.

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This is so inappropriate, Ewan.

8. They're disgracefully direct as well.

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Richard Madden, you should be ashamed of yourself.

9. You'll never get to go out for a romantic meal if you date a Scottish guy.

Instagram: @lucyburgess_

He'll just buy you a munchy box and make you eat it in his Subaru Impreza.

10. They don't know how to have a good time, either.

Your nights out would be so dull.
Twitter: @EUSAS

Your nights out would be so dull.

11. And can you imagine getting married to a Scot?

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12. It just doesn't bear thinking about, frankly.

Your wedding would probably be held in a branch of Greggs.
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Your wedding would probably be held in a branch of Greggs.

13. Some people say Scottish guys are funny; they're really not.

*eyeroll emoji*
Twitter: @jamiegreyrfc

*eyeroll emoji*

14. In fact, they take themselves way too seriously.

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Like all Glaswegians, Gerard Butler is boring, glum, and dour.

15. Scottish men don't suffer fools gladly.

So scathing.
Twitter: @andy_murray

So scathing.

16. In fact, they speak their mind way too much.

They claim that honesty is the best policy, but that's bullshit tbh.
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They claim that honesty is the best policy, but that's bullshit tbh.

17. They strip down whenever it's over 14°C.

I don't care if it's #tapsaff weather. No one wants to see this.
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I don't care if it's #tapsaff weather. No one wants to see this.

18. And, worst of all, they can get you pregnant with a single glance.

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Even if you are a man.

19. So yes, definitely don't date a Scottish guy.

You'll only end up regretting it if you do.
Twitter: @SamHeughan

You'll only end up regretting it if you do.