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18 Times Drunk Scottish People Were So Extra It Hurts

There's drunk people, and then there's Scottish drunk people.

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1. When an Aberdeen woman decided to channel her inner pirate.

Well, why not? YOLO.
Twitter: @laurenjay

Well, why not? YOLO.

2. When this "drunk lassie" had her priorities right.

Amazing.

3. When Louise got the munchies.

"How much food do you want, hen?""ALL OF IT ALL OF IT ALL OF."
Twitter: @gingaasnaps

"How much food do you want, hen?"

"ALL OF IT ALL OF IT ALL OF."

4. When Hayleigh's mum got creative...

Shut up and take my money.
Twitter: @hayleighquinn

Shut up and take my money.

5. ...when Saoirse's mum had a different strategy...

6. ...and when this guy found a splendid way to sneak his swally into a festival.

He's got a handy snack for later, too. He won't need £20 of kebab meat.
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He's got a handy snack for later, too. He won't need £20 of kebab meat.

7. When Santa got a wee bit too merry.

This is literally an annual occurrence in Glasgow.
Twitter: @aligarven

This is literally an annual occurrence in Glasgow.

8. And when these Glasgow uni students discovered a festive new hobby.

So pretty!
Twitter: @pompit

So pretty!

9. When these stag do revellers took their outfits a bit too literally.

Coney no do that, guys.
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Coney no do that, guys.

10. When Robbie thought he could start his car with a doughnut.

Smh.

11. When this T in the Park camper made the best of a bad situation...

"What did you catch, Tam?" "Twelve johnnies and a cold."
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"What did you catch, Tam?"

"Twelve johnnies and a cold."

12. And when this guy got a bit confused.

"What network you with, pal?" "O-shoe."
Twitter: @dodgyfoo

"What network you with, pal?" "O-shoe."

13. When Jack got a seriously unwise tattoo.

Go to Malia on holiday, they said. Drink lots of raki, they said. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Er...
Twitter: @MelCuddihy

Go to Malia on holiday, they said. Drink lots of raki, they said. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Er...

14. And when this guy made a similar mistake.

Oh dear.

15. When some absolute genius invented the whisky dispenser.

Every office should have at least one.
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Every office should have at least one.

16. When this MWI mum fell in love with a dog.

Let's hope she didn't get its number tattooed on her arm.
Twitter: @charliethomson9

Let's hope she didn't get its number tattooed on her arm.

17. When this dad took his horse down the pub.

This happened in Fife, by the way. As if you needed to ask.
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This happened in Fife, by the way. As if you needed to ask.

18. And, of course, when Daisy created this masterpiece.

A glittering career in the graphic design industry awaits.
Twitter: @daizy1999

A glittering career in the graphic design industry awaits.