1.
When a customer makes the same joke you've heard 1,928,093 times before:
2.
When they expect you to be a maths genius:
3.
Even though they can't add up their shopping:
4.
When your colleagues have zero chill:
5.
When every single customer makes the same damn comment after a re-merch:
6.
When an older customer is being cantankerous AF:
7.
When new starters ask dumb questions:
8.
When your hours make it hard to find a second job:
9.
When you finally close for the night:
10.
When people just can't change their ways:
11.
When someone buys onions:
12.
When customers refuse to plan ahead:
13.
And then argue about not planning ahead:
14.
When your brain is just 99% produce codes:
15.
When your partner just doesn't get it:
16.
When the customers refuse to use their eyes:
19.
When someone thinks you're just paid to chat:
20.
Or thinks you've got all day to wait around:
21.
When a customer abandons their basket or trolley:
22.
Or just throws a bunch of stuff wherever:
23.
When a customer just won't stop banging on:
24.
And when they tell you pointless information:
25.
When the people with the biggest trolley pick you:
