1.
When hot dog vendors have got your back:
2.
And so does the hospital:
3.
Whenever you go down a hill:
4.
When you shouldn't be allowed nice things:
5.
When your sniper rifle turns into an amplifier:
7.
When you try to escape by going for a swim:
8.
When you leave the salon with way more hair than when you went in:
9.
When you literally get away with murder:
10.
When your date DGAF about those 43 hit-and-runs:
11.
When the lines blur between GTA and reality:
12.
When you make things harder for yourself:
13.
When you ignore those "no trespassing" signs:
14.
When Trevor falls for Patricia:
15.
When the stinger isn't exactly effective:
16.
When you're hit by this age-old conundrum:
17.
When you're a master of disguise:
18.
When you've gotta catch 'em all.
19.
When you run out of things to do:
20.
When there's nothing to see here, officer:
21.
*Whistles innocently*
22.
When a total banger comes on Emotion 98.3.
23.
And at pretty much every single moment ever:
It really is the most batshit game of all time.
