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The 19 Cringiest Things That Have Ever Happened On "The Apprentice"

Cutting it down to just 19 was very hard, to be fair. H/t @bbcapprentice

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1. When the candidates made racist gin.

A gin infused with artificial orange colouring that celebrates colonialism and features an incorrect map. Only on… https://t.co/FqWv1IdKKP

2. When Karthik said he "project managed" his baby.

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"I even remember the hotel room..." ack.

3. When the boys tried to invent a shampoo name.

4. When the girls LOST THEIR PRODUCT.

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5. When Solomon basically just handed in a crayon drawing of some boats as a business plan.

He couldn't even find a door to hit him on the ass as he left.
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He couldn't even find a door to hit him on the ass as he left.

6. And when Claude totally denied him a handshake.

Ouch.

7. When this painful moment was captured for posterity.

The world’s least tender hug. #theapprentice

8. When Yasmina fucked up the perfume task.

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She ordered 450 grams of sandalwood, which costs over £1000 per kilo.

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9. When Karren wouldn't tolerate any sexist nonsense.

It’s not wise to suggest that only attractive females should sell your products. Especially in front of… https://t.co/Ketvqem8Ex

10. When no one was interested in buying a salad.

Worst salad salesman ever. #theapprentice

11. When Courtney was asked to share something he'd do if he knew he wouldn't get caught.

Grim.
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Grim.

12. When Charleine's spelling left a lot to be desired.

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13. And when she assumed she was safe.

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Narrator: But she was not safe.

14. When Susan thought French people were aliens.

"Er yes, they do quite like them Susan."
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"Er yes, they do quite like them Susan."

15. When Alana offered to fire her boyfriend (and business partner) during the interviews.

Ouch.
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Ouch.

16. When the business bullshit reached nuclear levels.

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17. Two words: "SUCK IT." No, five: "WHO WANTS TO SUCK IT."

Most Inappropriate. Sales Pitch. Ever. #theapprentice

Oh Karthik.

18. When Mergim forgot what nails were.

19. And, of course, when Philip invented "Pantsman".

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The worst Apprentice advert of all time...and that's saying a lot.