18 "Life Hacks" All Scottish People Grew Up With
There's a real art to hiding a bottle of Frosty Jack's down the front of your jacket.
Using your football until it looked like a small, sad, frayed, damp sack full of holes.
Making sandwiches out of fuck all.
Saving up Barr bottles, then returning them so you could buy a shitload of penny sweets.
Patching school dinners in favour of a cheap roll and a packet of crisps from the corner shop.
Having breakfast for dinner when your parents couldn't be arsed going to the shops.
Getting really, really good at hiding booze when you were a teenager getting drunk in parks.
Pooling your pocket money with your pals so that you could afford some extra-strong booze.
Using Sudocrem to solve all of your problems.
Making all of your life decisions using a rubber.
Or using this tried-and-tested method.
Making stilts out of old soup cans, so you could pretend to be a bit taller than you actually were.
Moving your sofa outside on rare hot days because it wasn't worth buying garden furniture.
And of course, pretending you were sunbathing.
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