19 Times Kevin Bridges Perfectly Summed Up Scottish Life

"I once accidentally bought a horse."

Posted on June 29, 2015, 14:25 GMT

Hilary Mitchell

BuzzFeed Staff, UK

1. On teenage parties:

2. On Scottish phone boxes:

3. On Scottish vs American childhoods:

4. On London:

5. On the Royal Family:

6. On Scotland's attitude to the World Cup:

7. On Scottish parties:

8. On the Edinburgh / Glasgow divide:

9. On who should be Glasgow's official representative for tourism purposes:

10. On an independent Scotland's time zone:

11. On that one furious drunk guy at every party:

12. Who inevitably ends up doing this:

13. On Glasgow's direct approach to language:

14. And its robust attitude to terrorism:

15. On workfare:

16. On babies:

17. On dogs:

18. On official invitations from David Cameron:

Got this through the door today, my heart is saying "fuck that" and my head is saying "Aye, fuck that"

19. And, most importantly, on accidentally buying a horse:

You can, and should, watch the full clip here.

Scotland loves you, Kevin.

Keep on being brilliant, ya belter.