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21 Fucking Offensive Food Crimes That Will Upset All Scottish People

Who disguises an onion as a fucking chocolate apple? FFS.

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1. This plate full of beige sadness.

Crinkle cut, too. Is there no god?
Twitter: @laurenmccartan5

Crinkle cut, too. Is there no god?

2. This absolute travesty.

No one is ever that desperate for tiny chocolate balls, surely?
Twitter: @pcon666

No one is ever that desperate for tiny chocolate balls, surely?

3. Connor's unholy fusion experiment.

Shame on you, Connor. That's no way to treat chow mein.
Twitter: @copperbaws

Shame on you, Connor. That's no way to treat chow mein.

4. This unbelievable act of violence against wine.

That is not heavy smart, that is cold grape and tattie soup.
Twitter: @melfyx

That is not heavy smart, that is cold grape and tattie soup.

5. This salad pizza.

Is there even any cheese on it?!
Twitter: @wandererways94

Is there even any cheese on it?!

6. And this "cup" of "tea".

It's completely stewed, too. What an outrage.
Twitter: @robmanuel

It's completely stewed, too. What an outrage.

7. This waste of a delicious cheesy treat.

Peanut butter? With cheese? And onions? Fuck sake.
Twitter: @pastachips

Peanut butter? With cheese? And onions? Fuck sake.

8. And this diabolical rebranding of our favourite snack.

You may take our lives, but you may never take our pastry tubes full of meat.
Twitter: @Taxi_Vader

You may take our lives, but you may never take our pastry tubes full of meat.

9. This messed-up, Frankenstein's monster of a pie.

If you ate this when you were hungover you'd probably die.
Twitter: @desmclean

If you ate this when you were hungover you'd probably die.

10. This unwise attempt at "healthy eating".

Healthy eating = giving yourself food poisoning with uncooked offal.
Twitter: @jenn2nn

Healthy eating = giving yourself food poisoning with uncooked offal.

11. And this "sweet" treat for a slimmer.

Why not just...leave the pasta out?
Twitter: @lauzmur

Why not just...leave the pasta out?

12. This monstrous attack on some innocent bread.

Is his flatmate a Demogorgon?
Twitter: @Almckayy

Is his flatmate a Demogorgon?

13. This runny platter of milkshake.

It doesn't help that it's the colour of a used plaster, either.
Twitter: @Alic0ban

It doesn't help that it's the colour of a used plaster, either.

14. This order of "onion rings" from a Glasgow takeaway.

You can just feel the disappointment radiating from this photo.
Twitter: @andy_brownmusic

You can just feel the disappointment radiating from this photo.

15. This public safety announcement.

PEOPLE: STAY OFF THE STREETS UNTIL THIS MONSTER IS CAUGHT.
Twitter: @goudie15

PEOPLE: STAY OFF THE STREETS UNTIL THIS MONSTER IS CAUGHT.

16. This waste of a perfectly good pizza.

"What time is it?" "Quarter past cheese."
Twitter: @_IamMunz_

"What time is it?" "Quarter past cheese."

17. This tragic tea.

It looks like a scene from a torture porn version of Chicken Run .
Twitter: @joshowens720

It looks like a scene from a torture porn version of Chicken Run .

18. This complete waste of a trip to McDonald's.

McDonald's food is delicious. Gherkins are not.
Twitter: @alexward07

McDonald's food is delicious. Gherkins are not.

19. This act of pure evil.

Pray for Robbie.
Twitter: @Robbie3Nimmo

Pray for Robbie.

20. This wasteful behaviour.

You're just asking for stale cereal if you do this.
Twitter: @weekiirky_x

You're just asking for stale cereal if you do this.

21. And this demonic Halloween prank.

Someone house is definitely going to get egged. And possibly onioned as well.
Twitter: @mattyrobsonn

Someone house is definitely going to get egged. And possibly onioned as well.