21 Fucking Offensive Food Crimes That Will Upset All Scottish People

    Who disguises an onion as a fucking chocolate apple? FFS.

    1. This plate full of beige sadness.

    2. This absolute travesty.

    3. Connor's unholy fusion experiment.

    4. This unbelievable act of violence against wine.

    5. This salad pizza.

    6. And this "cup" of "tea".

    7. This waste of a delicious cheesy treat.

    8. And this diabolical rebranding of our favourite snack.

    9. This messed-up, Frankenstein's monster of a pie.

    10. This unwise attempt at "healthy eating".

    11. And this "sweet" treat for a slimmer.

    12. This monstrous attack on some innocent bread.

    13. This runny platter of milkshake.

    14. This order of "onion rings" from a Glasgow takeaway.

    15. This public safety announcement.

    16. This waste of a perfectly good pizza.

    17. This tragic tea.

    18. This complete waste of a trip to McDonald's.

    19. This act of pure evil.

    20. This wasteful behaviour.

    21. And this demonic Halloween prank.