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It takes 30,000 litres of paint and 5 months to complete painting the White Cliffs of Dover.… https://t.co/iGeMvQzlMS
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts Every 48 seconds a UK citizen disappears in IKEA and is never seen again.
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts when someone bumps into you and it clearly wasn't you fault, it is your duty to apologise
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Speaking to anyone on a train or bus is illegal in England. #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
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A brexit is when you exit a restaurant without paying for your breakfast #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
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#awfullybritishfakefacts It's mandatory to learn how to queue other wise you fail your GCSEs in the UK.
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts all British born children must be proficient with a kettle and tea spoon by the age of 1 or face abandonment
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Approximately 500 000 tourists die each year after failing to mind the gap between the train and the platform #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
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The English civil war was actually about whether you add milk first or after the tea. #awfullybritishfakefacts
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The queue to take the British Citizenship test, IS the test. #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
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Statues have been banned in Britain for 165 years after a 500 person queue formed behind one in 1852. 3 people died.#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
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People from Scotland actually prefer the United Kingdom to be referred to as "England" because it's quicker to say #awfullybritishfakefacts
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts depending on where you are, the order of how you put jam and cream on a scone matters more than your kids lives
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#awfullybritishfakefacts Number 8 downing street is a strip club
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#awfullybritishfakefacts if you swallow an apple pip, a little apple tree grows inside you
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#awfullybritishfakefacts England can win the world cup this time
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If you say 'right' before you announce you're leaving an occasion you get teleported to your next destination #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts A Blue Peter badge entitles you to free travel anywhere in the world.
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts If you speak British English very loudly & slowly abroad, it will automatically translate into the local language.