1. This person is clearly a monster.
2. And so is this person. How could anyone do this?
3. "Ketchup and haggis are made for each other," said this woman. But she was so, so wrong.
4. This person has strayed oh so far from God's light.
I made haggis and Yorkshire puddings for dinner with a little ketchup to taste. Girlfriend couldn't even look at it.
5. This man is brazenly pointing out his evil deed.
6. This person has the evidence on show, plain to see.
7. And this is basically a crime scene photo.
8. Even Slimer can see how wrong this is.
9. The person behind this outrage should be punished.
10. This woman has besmirched the good name of Scotland.
11. This person almost got it right, but then failed.
12. This poor, benighted soul is beyond help.
13. Don't try to be cute. There's nothing cute about this at all.
14. This plate of utter wickedness is unforgivable.
15. But it pales in comparison to this atrocity.
16. Look, just PLEASE GET THAT DAMN KETCHUP OFF YOUR PLATE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
17. BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
18. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
19. SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
