Buzz·Posted on 3 Nov 201518 Life Goals All Glaswegians HaveOne day, someone will get to the front of the Central taxi queue. Maybe.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The goal of ordering a meal in Merchant City and receiving it on a plate instead of a slab of wood. Sir Guy of Guisborne @SirGuyGuisborne Hotel Indigo Glasgow @WeWantPlates Tonight 08:14 PM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite "Hey, can I get my salad in a miniature wheelbarrow please?" – No one, ever. 2. Or ordering a drink in the West End and not being handed a mason jar full of overpriced crap beer. Victoria MGlez @victoria_mglez 19th century scottish #hipster 08:43 PM - 25 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Sorry, "craft beer." 3. To get to your train at Central Station without having to battle through a sea of goths. View this photo on Instagram 4. And to use this fucking crossing without having to fight your way through a squad of scene kids. shannon misses them @tmhdimples #GrowingUpScottish nearly gettin ran over here then risking getting jumped aff emos when aw u want is chicken nuggets 02:08 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Or just, you know, not get run over. 5. To go to a pub and find that – just for once – there isn't an open mic night on. View this photo on Instagram 6. To get your soggy brown bag full of Primark gear home before it disintegrates in the rain. View this photo on Instagram 7. To have one barbecue in your entire life that isn't totally and utterly ruined by the sadistic weather. _Cordyceps_ @_cordyceps It's Scottish bikini season! #scottishsummer #scottishproblems 06:33 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Just a single, glorious barbecue with blue skies and cold beer, like the ones you see in ASDA adverts. *Cries* 8. Actually getting up early enough on a Sunday to go on a day trip to Balloch. Or anywhere, for that matter. View this photo on Instagram 9. To get on the ring road at this junction without ending up stuck in a traffic jam for an hour. 10. To cut through George Square without being caught up in a corporate event, rally, or protest. View this photo on Instagram 11. To one day make it to the front of the giant taxi queue outside Central without giving up. James Doleman @jamesdoleman In a Glasgow taxi queue, all human life is here 11:26 PM - 24 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite "Fuck it, I'll just walk." – You, every time. 12. To get the subway on a Saturday night without witnessing something deeply weird. View this photo on Instagram 13. To find out what magic these guys are using so you can steal it for yourself. View this photo on Instagram 14. To be free on one of the handful of days a year the tower at the Science Centre is open to visitors. View this photo on Instagram 15. To see Tightroping Violinist Guy fall over. View this photo on Instagram 16. To be the mythical chosen one who gets to put the cone on the Duke's head. GlasgowProblems @GlasgowProblems What I really want for Christmas is a traffic cone on my head again. My head gets particularly chilly in winter... 02:14 PM - 13 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite He's hardly ever seen bare-headed. And even if you spotted an opportunity like this, what are the odds you'd have a cone to hand? Maybe one day. 17. For Londoners to finally stop going on about Pret. Laura Macdonald @TheYellowBrolly Be more Glasgow. Queue for greggs out the door and round corner. Meanwhile pret is empty. .. #hopeoverfear 11:56 AM - 12 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite It is not a thing. It doesn't even sell steak bakes. Please shush. 18. To get on any plane going absolutely anywhere – even North Korea – in summer. View this photo on Instagram