Buzz·Posted on 4 May 201626 Hilarious Tweets About Growing Up In Glasgow"Owning every European football teams trakkie even though the furthest you've been fae Glasgow is Craigtara." H/t @GlasgowWaynhood.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood 50/50 The chances of a school in Glasgow taking part 00/00 09:55 PM - 21 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jordo @j0rdansmith98 #growingupscottish no being able to call someone yer pal cause evbdy would call ye a "personal arse licker" 04:23 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood In School works books there was always a quest of 'turn to page 42' then 24' then 72' that lead you tae a shite drawing of a boabie. 08:13 PM - 09 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Glasgow Patter @SpeakGlaswegian #GrowingUpScottish Games - kiss cuddle torture, 2man hunt, kerby, rounders, British bulldogs, dares, snipes, world cuppy, records, #Glesga 11:26 AM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Finding a brilliant spot in hidey tig then immediately needing a pish. 04:24 PM - 23 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sean gallagher @Seangallagher16 #GrowingUpScottish owning every European football teams trakkie even though the furthest you've been fae Glasgow is Craigtara 03:54 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Glasgow Patter @SpeakGlaswegian #GrowingUpScottish getting a skooshy gun fight way fairy liquid bottles, then some wee fanny hid tae whip oot a super soaker. 11:15 AM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mikey McKenna @m8kna Avoiding this guy on Argyle St #Feart #GrowingUpScottish 02:02 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Killer Clowns running about Glesga in white vans. Who was told this nice wee tale as a wayn? 04:19 PM - 12 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Satanic Panic @Jayesophine #GrowingUpScottish having your family ask what team the boy you're seeing/going out with supports before his name/age/anything else 11:29 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. beth @lovebIod #growingupscottish the good old "wits yer favourite colour" to suss out which teams people supported in primary 10:54 AM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Greatest Sweets Ever 03:27 PM - 14 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Making a bogeey outta wood and auld pram tires and gawn down a hill at 600mph 05:33 PM - 15 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Christopher Graham @tophergraham #GrowingUpScottish Watching Taggart and feeling the need to point out every Glasgow location you could identify. 11:37 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Your Maw dragging ye roon 'What Everyone Wants' on yer Summer holidays fur yer school uniform. 07:10 PM - 15 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jennifer @_jenniferwelch #GrowingUpScottish scrappin wi the other rival schools it Kilbowie or a trip to the mad Viking place in Largs 12:19 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Getting your pal with the nicest handwriting to copy your Mums signature from your homework onto a punny 05:29 PM - 11 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. jeffbiscuits @jeffbiscuits First roller coaster experience being the Cocacola Roller at the Glasgow Garden Festival #GrowingUpScottish 07:46 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Glasgow Patter @SpeakGlaswegian #GrowingUpScottish stickin a quenchy cup in the back tyer ae yer bike so it sounds like a motorbike. 11:37 AM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood 04:12 PM - 13 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood Aberdeen, Aberdeen couldnae kick a Jelly Bean 01:10 PM - 12 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. shannon @braidharrystan #GrowingUpScottish nearly gettin ran over here then risking getting jumped aff emos when aw u want is chicken nuggets 02:08 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite