26 Hilarious Tweets About Growing Up In Glasgow

    "Owning every European football teams trakkie even though the furthest you've been fae Glasgow is Craigtara." H/t @GlasgowWaynhood.

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    50/50 The chances of a school in Glasgow taking part 00/00

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    #growingupscottish no being able to call someone yer pal cause evbdy would call ye a "personal arse licker"

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    In School works books there was always a quest of 'turn to page 42' then 24' then 72' that lead you tae a shite drawing of a boabie.

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    #GrowingUpScottish Games - kiss cuddle torture, 2man hunt, kerby, rounders, British bulldogs, dares, snipes, world cuppy, records, #Glesga

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    Finding a brilliant spot in hidey tig then immediately needing a pish.

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    #GrowingUpScottish owning every European football teams trakkie even though the furthest you've been fae Glasgow is Craigtara

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    #GrowingUpScottish getting a skooshy gun fight way fairy liquid bottles, then some wee fanny hid tae whip oot a super soaker.

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    Avoiding this guy on Argyle St #Feart #GrowingUpScottish

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    Killer Clowns running about Glesga in white vans. Who was told this nice wee tale as a wayn?

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    #GrowingUpScottish having your family ask what team the boy you're seeing/going out with supports before his name/age/anything else

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    #growingupscottish the good old "wits yer favourite colour" to suss out which teams people supported in primary

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    Making a bogeey outta wood and auld pram tires and gawn down a hill at 600mph

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    #GrowingUpScottish Watching Taggart and feeling the need to point out every Glasgow location you could identify.

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    Your Maw dragging ye roon 'What Everyone Wants' on yer Summer holidays fur yer school uniform.

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    #GrowingUpScottish scrappin wi the other rival schools it Kilbowie or a trip to the mad Viking place in Largs

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    Getting your pal with the nicest handwriting to copy your Mums signature from your homework onto a punny

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    First roller coaster experience being the Cocacola Roller at the Glasgow Garden Festival #GrowingUpScottish

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    #GrowingUpScottish stickin a quenchy cup in the back tyer ae yer bike so it sounds like a motorbike.

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    Aberdeen, Aberdeen couldnae kick a Jelly Bean

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    #GrowingUpScottish nearly gettin ran over here then risking getting jumped aff emos when aw u want is chicken nuggets