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16 Of The Most WTF Things That Have Ever Happened In Aberdeen

Guys, you really need to stop getting stuck in bins.

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1. When this gull casually committed Grand Theft Dorito.

2. And when this one decided to go one step further.

"I'd like a ticket for Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, please."

3. When this legendary fuck up made national news.

He was looking for his hat. But why was his hat in a bin? So many questions.
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He was looking for his hat. But why was his hat in a bin? So many questions.

4. And when this girl decided to pay homage to him, then got stuck in a bin as well.

5. When this sign was spotted in the ladies at the Moorings Bar.

"Keep it quiet though, aye? We're trying to listen to heavy metal."
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"Keep it quiet though, aye? We're trying to listen to heavy metal."

6. And someone found this far more baffling one in the mens' toilet.

"Please also refrain from eating the sign."
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"Please also refrain from eating the sign."

7. When this hotel employee took skiving off work to extreme lengths.

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8. When this gull decided to model a striking new look.

9. When this daftie decided that knives were over-rated.

10. When these lads decided to take a wee boat trip.

Inflatable Argos mattress: £20. Poundland broom: £8. Six-pack of Tennents: £5. Going for a cruise around Aberdeen town centre: Priceless.
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Inflatable Argos mattress: £20. Poundland broom: £8. Six-pack of Tennents: £5. Going for a cruise around Aberdeen town centre: Priceless.

11. When an Aberdeen chippy invented this classy snack.

#Storm batters UK. Meanwhile, in Aberdeen, chippy batters Ferrero Rocher #howlovely

12. When this amateur bird-watcher clearly failed to go to Specsavers.

13. When a mysterious Horse-boy started popping up around town.

He appears in random Street View scenes around the city. No one knows why.
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He appears in random Street View scenes around the city. No one knows why.

14. When the cow-ncil recruited some very unusual bouncers.

"If your name's not down you're not getting in. Also: Moo."
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"If your name's not down you're not getting in. Also: Moo."

15. When it all kicked off down at the harbour.

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One of the park bouncers, probably.

16. And, of course, when a bastard shat down Mike's chimney.

"If I ever get my hands on the bastard I'll kick him in the arse so hard he'll never shit again."
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"If I ever get my hands on the bastard I'll kick him in the arse so hard he'll never shit again."

Aberdeen, we love you.

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Please never, ever change.