1. These....er...things? i.redd.it "What are you going to dress as, Elsie?" "A sex doll holding a giant piece of toast." 2. These melted squirrels. i.imgur.com The original version of Ice Age looks terrifying. 3. This sack-faced family. reddit.com No thank you! 4. This post-apocalyptic Donald Duck and friends. Twitter: @lostla01 The fallout got them good. 5. This big cock. Twitter: @41Strange "No, it's fine Albert. You can totally pull this look off." 6. These children dressed as stern elderly relatives. Facebook: the.vintage.everyday "No sweets for you, it'll rot your teeth," say the tiny adults. 7. This pumpkin and her...friend? imgur.com "We only had enough orange card for one pumpkin, so you're going as a damaged Betamax tape instead." 8. These hostages to an evil pumpkin overlord. imgur.com Who seem to have invented 3D glasses. 9. This attempt at Chewbacca. superkintaro.tumblr.com Oh dear. 10. These sexy telephones. Twitter: @41Strange Phwoar. 11. This disappointed toddler. Twitter: @haloweenhistry "What have I told you, Alfred? Keep your head down." 12. This...I want to say bear?...and its handlers. Twitter: @KseniyaYvonne1 The horror. 13. This class of "adorable" "children". Twitter: @Faustslaughter "Why did you quit teaching, Miss Smith?" *Miss Smith starts shaking* 14. This bundle of curtains that has come to life. Facebook: the.vintage.everyday "HI! I'M JUST HANGING OUT BY THIS SHACK. LET'S BE FRIENDS!" 15. This side of beef. superkintaro.tumblr.com Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga. 16. And this cabbage lady. superkintaro.tumblr.com They're clearly made for each other. 17. Ummm. superkintaro.tumblr.com IDK. 18. This ostrich. superkintaro.tumblr.com "Sorry, can't come to your party as it would mean passing under a low bridge." 19. And this lovely "Minnie Mouse" costume. reddit.com "Sweet dreams, children! Also my feet are plates."