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19 Halloween Costumes That'll Make You Wonder WTF Our Ancestors Were On

Why.

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1. These....er...things?

"What are you going to dress as, Elsie?" "A sex doll holding a giant piece of toast."
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"What are you going to dress as, Elsie?" "A sex doll holding a giant piece of toast."

2. These melted squirrels.

The original version of Ice Age looks terrifying.
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The original version of Ice Age looks terrifying.

3. This sack-faced family.

No thank you!
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No thank you!

4. This post-apocalyptic Donald Duck and friends.

The fallout got them good.
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The fallout got them good.

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5. This big cock.

"No, it's fine Albert. You can totally pull this look off."
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"No, it's fine Albert. You can totally pull this look off."

6. These children dressed as stern elderly relatives.

"No sweets for you, it'll rot your teeth," say the tiny adults.
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"No sweets for you, it'll rot your teeth," say the tiny adults.

7. This pumpkin and her...friend?

"We only had enough orange card for one pumpkin, so you're going as a damaged Betamax tape instead."
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"We only had enough orange card for one pumpkin, so you're going as a damaged Betamax tape instead."

8. These hostages to an evil pumpkin overlord.

Who seem to have invented 3D glasses.
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Who seem to have invented 3D glasses.

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9. This attempt at Chewbacca.

Oh dear.

10. These sexy telephones.

Phwoar.

11. This disappointed toddler.

"What have I told you, Alfred? Keep your head down."
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"What have I told you, Alfred? Keep your head down."

12. This...I want to say bear?...and its handlers.

The horror.
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13. This class of "adorable" "children".

"Why did you quit teaching, Miss Smith?" *Miss Smith starts shaking*
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"Why did you quit teaching, Miss Smith?" *Miss Smith starts shaking*

14. This bundle of curtains that has come to life.

"HI! I'M JUST HANGING OUT BY THIS SHACK. LET'S BE FRIENDS!"
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"HI! I'M JUST HANGING OUT BY THIS SHACK. LET'S BE FRIENDS!"

15. This side of beef.

Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga.
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Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga.

16. And this cabbage lady.

They're clearly made for each other.
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They're clearly made for each other.

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17. Ummm.

IDK.

18. This ostrich.

"Sorry, can't come to your party as it would mean passing under a low bridge."
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"Sorry, can't come to your party as it would mean passing under a low bridge."

19. And this lovely "Minnie Mouse" costume.

"Sweet dreams, children! Also my feet are plates."
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"Sweet dreams, children! Also my feet are plates."