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If you fail, you'll be deported to Edinburgh.

Only True Glaswegians Can Pass This Tricky Test

Because sometimes you just canny be arsed.

Correct answer: Skipping work or school.

What does it mean if someone says they're "dogging it"?

As in: "Rab jist hit that bam with a 2-litre bottle of ginger!"

Correct answer: Ginger.

What's the correct term for this sort of beverage?

Usain Bolt is a legend though (he's certainly not a rocket).

Correct answer: Get lost, you idiot.

What does this mean?

As in: "Ah couldny get to the bar. The place was hoachin'."

Correct answer: Busy.

What does this word mean?

As in: “Ye should a seen the size a the cargo Tam turnt up wi’ last night.”

Correct answer: Cargo

What's the correct term for a booze carry-out?

Correct answer: A red face.

What's a "beamer"?

Correct answer: An annoying idiot.

What's a "roaster?"

As in: “I saw Wee Gary winchin’ your maw at the dancin’ last night.”

Correct answer: Kissing.

Correct answer: The outsider.

What do you call the end slice of a loaf of bread?

As in: "Jordan canny even jog the length of his own boaby." Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn’t be very far.

Correct answer: A penis.

What's a "boaby"?

As in: "Ah'm away down the pub. Fancy a wee swally?" "Aye pal."

Correct answer: Going drinking.

If you're going out for a "swally", what are you doing?

...with a side order of avoiding/shunning. As in: “Ah saw Paul at the dancin’ and he fucking dinghied me!”

Correct answer: Ignored.

Seven-hundred hungry weans will testify to that.

Correct answer: Naw.

Can ye fling pieces oot a 20-storey flat?

As in: "Aww man Tiesto dropped the beat, here we, here we fuckin' go."

Correct answer: Fucking

And finally, complete this popular phrase:

Oh dear. You know _some of oor patter, but not quite enough. You're clearly an imposter: Aff tae Edinburgh with you._

You're not a true Glaswegian

Well done, you understand oor patter, which means you're as Glaswegian as they come. When you cut yourself, do you bleed Irn-Bru? Congratulations!

You're pure dead brilliantly Glaswegian

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