They're having sex in a hedge.They're skipping work or school.They're sticking their head oot the windae.
Correct answer: Skipping work or school.
Because sometimes you just canny be arsed.
Correct answer: Ginger.
As in: "Rab jist hit that bam with a 2-litre bottle of ginger!"
Bolt, you're a legend!Get lost, you idiot.
Correct answer: Get lost, you idiot.
Usain Bolt is a legend though (he's certainly not a rocket).
Correct answer: Busy.
As in: "Ah couldny get to the bar. The place was hoachin'."
CargoBooze takeawayOffy swag
Correct answer: Cargo
As in: “Ye should a seen the size a the cargo Tam turnt up wi’ last night.”
A sunny dayA hard onA red face
Correct answer: A red face.
Otherwise known as a riddy.
A sort of foodAn annoying idiotA sex position
Correct answer: An annoying idiot.
As in: “Shut yer hole, ya roaster.”
PunchingPulling something towards youKissing
Correct answer: Kissing.
As in: “I saw Wee Gary winchin’ your maw at the dancin’ last night.”
The heelThe outsiderThe crust
Correct answer: The outsider.
Heel? Get tae. That's an American thing.
A streetA living roomA penis
Correct answer: A penis.
As in: "Jordan canny even jog the length of his own boaby." Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn’t be very far.
Going swimmingGoing drinkingGoing out for dinner
Correct answer: Going drinking.
As in: "Ah'm away down the pub. Fancy a wee swally?" "Aye pal."
Correct answer: Ignored.
...with a side order of avoiding/shunning. As in: “Ah saw Paul at the dancin’ and he fucking dinghied me!”
Correct answer: Naw.
Seven-hundred hungry weans will testify to that.
Correct answer: Fucking
As in: "Aww man Tiesto dropped the beat, here we, here we fuckin' go."